square-of-ramen

A single square package of ramen noodles. Also known as a 'brick' of ramen.

"Today I had a square-of-ramen (or brick) of ramen for lunch."

by DoYouReallyCare? October 21, 2015

selfie squared

The act of Taking a selfie of your selfie

I selfie squared myself at the Grand Canyon

by Urban fanatic May 5, 2015

toke a square

The act of smoking a cigarette, or "toking" it.

"Damn, Lucas is really about to go outside and toke a square!"

by Nimblefingers April 4, 2017

Safety-squaring

The act of discarding the first square of toilet paper while in a bathroom. This removes the outside chance that the last patron touched that piece while removing toilet paper for his own use. This becomes especially important when using a public restroom. Also can be referred to as s-squared.

"Hey man, you better practice safety-squaring when you're done in there."

"Of course I s-squared, what do you think I am?"

by UWbadgers16 February 18, 2009

square fingering

Like a circle jerk but for women. A bunch of girls get in a circle and compete to see who cums first. First appearance is in the story Silent Striker by Ghosthatesjames.

"I've been tellin' you man! Circle jerks the best!" The I-JamaicanGuyInABox said.

"No that is square fingering!" Blake said.

"The hell is that?" Her girlfriend asked.

"Circle jerks for women!"

by AlpacasMafia December 20, 2015

awesomeness squared

it awesomeness taken up a level...using the mathematical concept that anything multiplied by itself becomes something bigger and better...so...awesomeness multiplied by awesomeness equals even more awesomeness...

That show was awesomeness...squared...

by Disco Heartattack July 14, 2005

Pinky Square

A more intense and meaningful version of a pinky swear. If you were to "pinky square" your love to someone, it would mean more than any old pinky swear or promise.

Jacob, I Pinky Square to love you forever.

by Emily and Jacob November 25, 2009