The Marching Band

Where 3 or more guys line up and perform Rusty Trombones on one another.

When asked why all the guys were motor-boating each others' assholes, they proclaimed they were lining up for The Marching Band practice.

by CarnieHandJob August 13, 2014

Shag Band

a coloured band which if broken the snapee and snapper have to shag according to the colour of the band.
the colours are as follows:

Black- bed sex
Orange- kinky food sex
Purple- drunken sex
Pink- role play sex
Green- sex on grass
Blue- sex under water
Yellow- sex on the beach
Red- agressive sex
Clear- snappers choice and whatever the colour is

You snapped my orange shag band! Now we have to have kinky food sex.

by Delgado69er January 2, 2010

Band Fiction

Music written about an established fictional realm such as a popular book or film. Essentially it is musical fan fiction. E.G. Wizard Rock, Twihardcore

Harry and the Potters brought Band Fiction into the mainstream.

by Joshtown January 2, 2009

Rock Band

The best invention to make your children want to play real life drums. Using a guitar hero drumset makes the drums in the game look pretty much identical to regular drum kits. The game is obviously similar to guitar hero except that now you have drums and microphones. Playing the guitar im this game wont make you come far in real life, but learning how to play the drums will make you get a good sense of BPM. The singing on easy will simply make you understand the lyrics, but even if you sound a horse getting buttfucked in the face you can get lots of points. If you want to learn drums, rock band can be a good start for you. When you manage to complete expert without trouble, you can start learning which pattern resembles the correct pad on real drums ( on most drum kits.) rock band was the reason i learned how to play drums, and became the most repected guy in my school. Practice=skill!

Guy #1: Dude how you get so good at drums you're amazing!!!
Rock band dude: i just started playing rock band and got addicted therefore i wanted to learn real drums.
Guy #1: cool story bro.

by ThatGuyWhoLikesMetal May 15, 2014

Band Queen

Queen is a British rock band formed in London in 1970. Freddie joined the band in 1970 and suggested the name "Queen". The members of this band are, Freddie Mercury, Brian May, Roger Taylor, and John Deacon. On July 13, 1985 the band Queen Went to Live Aid, their performance at Live Aid was known to be their best performance they have ever done.

"Dude, did you watch live aid over the summer?"
"Yeah, the band Queen did awesome!"

by korihehee January 17, 2022

Band-Wagoner

A person who roots for the the team who is winning and/or only watches when there is an big game.

"I can't believe that (band-wagoner's "team"), beat (losing team)."

"Dude name one player on the team."
"Uhhhhh...."

by XHSJWBZJAND January 25, 2014

Rent-a-Band

The bands that plays the music for the pop stars and recieve no credit.

"Wow that rent-a-band that played the background to that pop song makes it sound great!

by Drums Guns and Fun December 6, 2009