Bag of nipples

Similar to box of frogs, denotes complete insanity.
Holy shit, you're madder than a bag of nipples!
by Wankbastard October 23, 2009
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nipple goblins

wen a girl has hair all over her nipples.
I was about to fuck this bitch but then i saw nipple goblins. Hairy ass hoe.
by mack donath July 31, 2008
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ripped to the nipples

A surfer expression meaning that one's chest got scraped hard on sharp coral reef heads after a wipeout.
"Dude, I was sure to make it but then, Wham! I got slammed to the bottom and then ripped to the nipples."
by frenchiefastwaves March 07, 2008
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nipple elevation

–noun the preferred angle at which the nipple juts from the breast - the ideal being a classic 90°. Many favour the contempary upward angling, however there is consensus that a nipple elevation factor of -45° if frowned upon in modern society, however there are many african tribes where this degree of droopage is highly sought after.
"I say, look at the nipple elevation on those"

"why, you could hang you coat on those sir"

"indeed sir, those are not dissimimlar to Scammel Wheel Nuts"
by webbo1973 October 28, 2009
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nipple lightning

When a woman is having intercourse with a man with a hairy chest and static electricity builds up. As they separate, a shock is given from the woman's nipple to the man's chest.
Allison and Alex were going at it so long that the nipple lightning was more link a thunderstorm.
by tbohner May 30, 2010
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Godzilla nipples

nipples that protrude to an excessive degree.
by marcelllaaaaaaaaaa February 28, 2009
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Crotch nipple

Julian: Hey Bridie, mind if I suck on your crotch nipple?
by Jb1991 July 04, 2013
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