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Murphy's Law

Murphy's Law states that any female who has been blessed with the last name Murphy is considered to be attractive. This law holds true for all Murphy's.
Dude did you see that chick? I bet she is a murphy because thats a smoke. Murphy's law has once again been proven.
by BigSillyWilly222 February 9, 2018
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Jasper Murphy

Sexiest man in raleigh hands down he is gorgeous and everyone lowkey hates him.
by raleighguide69 July 27, 2018
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headdie murphy

You lookin like Headdie Murphy with that giant Mellon.
by CKP Team November 13, 2019
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Jason Murphy

Jason is a retard who cant play any video games. He is shit at almost every single one but one. Farming simulator. He is also a massive snowflake who can’t take a ducking joke for being shit at every game
You’re such a jason murphy
“goes offline
by BallZuckerBurger August 1, 2021
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Murphy

To obstruct democracy; to refuse to do your job
As a little known administrator in an obscure office you can Murphy the peaceful transition of power of an established democracy
by DCC, MD November 18, 2020
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Murphy's Law of Snoring

"Your slumber-partner will snooze silently during periods that you're up and away from the boudoir, but then he will totally 'saw logs' whenever you're actually cohabitating with him --- and wanting to get some shut-eye --- in the same bed."
Perhaps many instances of Murphy's Law of Snoring stem from the snorer's needing more space to "spread out", which he would have whenever he has the whole bed to himself; being more cramped can restrict air-passages and so on..
by QuacksO September 29, 2019
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Bloody Murphy

When someone hocks a fat loogie and it has traces of blood in it.
Wow! Did you see that old man just hock a Bloody Murphy right there on the sidewalk!?!?! GROSS!
by DizzyNuts April 25, 2025
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