motherfucker

something funny to call your dad (try it)

my dad is a motherfucker

by Stupid Af June 29, 2021

motherfucking donkey dick sucking hentai watching bitch

a motherfucking donkey dick sucking hentai watching bitch is a guy/woman that do these things

my motherfucking donkey dick sucking hentai watching bitch is watching hentai and furry porn while smoking crack cocaine again

by slippygf111 July 23, 2024

Motherfucker

The n word of people of all races.

Adam: I’ve been tryna call you all day motherfucker where you at?

Chris: I’m on 7 mile bruh.

by a55nt1ddi3sf0lyf August 16, 2021

Knock, Knock Motherfucker

When you are urinating when suddenly you need to violently shit. Then, you stop pissing and turn around, firmly pressing your puckered ass onto the seat and unloading an ungodly amount of assham into that poor, poor toilet.

Larry: "Damn, I thought you were taking a leak!"

Jim: "Yeah, sorry. I had a Knock, Knock Motherfucker moment."

Larry: "A what now?"

by The mystery shitter April 27, 2022

Motherfucker

My dad.

Dad, why are you such a motherfucker?

by 😟emoji October 13, 2022

Star Wars Motherfucker

When you vape with a light saber in your mouth and than start masturbating with Darth Vader and Yoda

Craig- Dude wanna play Yugio or Russian Rulet?
Theo- Wanna play Star wars motherfucker?
Craig- No yodas green little dick has pointy ears

by Teredactol Titties May 5, 2020

cunt motherfucker

emmet wood, thats it

you hear from that cunt motherfucker yet??

by justdiaa April 22, 2024