by MilKwan October 8, 2018

Miller is a disrespectful word to use for white people and is the equivalent of the word nigger. It stems from this being a very common last name for white people.
by Ind33d July 14, 2017

To be astonishingly scared. Being millered is the highest amount of being afraid one can be. Should only be used to describe unprecedented terrifying circumstances.
Too Millered of heights to bungee jump.
Or; alcohol millers the absolute hell out of me. I must stay away from the millerfying stuff.
Or; alcohol millers the absolute hell out of me. I must stay away from the millerfying stuff.
by Jazaki April 4, 2016

Person 1: “I feel so bad for Ezekiel! He didn’t deserve to go feral!
Person 2: “Ikr!”
Me: “Fun fact! Ezekiel’s last name is Miller, meaning he is Ezekiel Miller!” (I had to put that part so I could post this)
Person 2: “Ikr!”
Me: “Fun fact! Ezekiel’s last name is Miller, meaning he is Ezekiel Miller!” (I had to put that part so I could post this)
by Ezekiel (TOTAL DRAMA) January 29, 2023

A man whose penis is so small he's unable to masturbate in the usual manner stroking up and down the shaft, instead he uses one finger and rotates around the tiny head like a miller churning a tiny mill.
by PG1979 June 23, 2024

The "it's happening any day now" philosophy of millerism as applied to technology. Useful term to use against techbros who constantly bet hard on things that big tech companies say are the "next big thing"(i.e. crypto, AI, etc.)
by Semicolon618 May 2, 2024

Swelling, blistering or lacerations of the skin between the thumb and index finger due to excessive opening of screw-off bottle tops.
by ClownWithNoShoes November 24, 2014
