A person who has recently jumped on the bandwagon of jerking off to a particular type of pornography. Derived from a copypasta revolving around size-porn.
Listen here fucker.
I have been jerking off exclusively to size content since I was 11. Twice a day, every day, for the past 16 years, I have scoured the internet for every single piece of Giantess, Shrinking, Macrophilia, every fetish and subfetish contained within. All of it.
There was a point up until the pandemic in 2020 when I literally had seen and read every single piece of content concerning big women.
Don't you fucking sit there and tell me "you've never been this horny for Galactus" before you piece of shit. Her name is GALACTA, and YES, I have known about her. I have always known about her. She was my most niche waifu, my prized possession. There were EXACTLY SIX PIECES OF FANART dedicated to this character prior to 2024.
Now she is a global phenomenon. I could not be more proud or happy. However I will fucking kill you if you try and tell me I'm some Johnny-cum-lately who just hopped on the band wagon.
Listen here fucker.
I have been jerking off exclusively to size content since I was 11. Twice a day, every day, for the past 16 years, I have scoured the internet for every single piece of Giantess, Shrinking, Macrophilia, every fetish and subfetish contained within. All of it.
There was a point up until the pandemic in 2020 when I literally had seen and read every single piece of content concerning big women.
Don't you fucking sit there and tell me "you've never been this horny for Galactus" before you piece of shit. Her name is GALACTA, and YES, I have known about her. I have always known about her. She was my most niche waifu, my prized possession. There were EXACTLY SIX PIECES OF FANART dedicated to this character prior to 2024.
Now she is a global phenomenon. I could not be more proud or happy. However I will fucking kill you if you try and tell me I'm some Johnny-cum-lately who just hopped on the band wagon.
However I will fucking kill you if you try and tell me I'm some Johnny-cum-lately who just hopped on the band wagon.
by ButOneOfMyManyFaces February 12, 2025
Get the Johnny-Cum-Latelymug. That isn't what I did Jordan, you are trying to do that do me actively and if you succeed it'll cost you.
Hym "The problem with my future self is that a lot of people who are making the decisions around this aren't going to be there. So it's too late for any of that."
by Hym Iam September 9, 2025
Get the Too latemug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 1, 2025
Get the Either I Am Being framed Or I Am Deaf Because I Process Frequency Way Too Latemug. by Little Timmy boi September 25, 2021
Get the Late Night Ghost Clubmug. The act of always being on time or early due to the fact the car your in has an external wastegate off a turbo therefore meaning it has lots of power to move quick
by Michael and Nigel August 6, 2022
Get the Never late on gatemug. When you want to let your friends know that you'll be a bit late but your auto correct thinks you are the head of an abbey of monks.
Matt or something: Going to be abbot late, probably like 730
Me: is Abbot late an expression?
Matt or something: lol it is now
Me: is Abbot late an expression?
Matt or something: lol it is now
by Larg0 June 16, 2017
Get the Abbot latemug. 