Late bloomer

I was always the 4'11 kid in my school, I even made a few appearances on the TV show Are you taller than a 5th grader my senior year of high school, just before graduation. After losing to about half the 5th graders that showed up and getting called the midget, I decided I would get even by outsmarting all these other kids. I felt so small at that point in my life. I made a lot of bad things happen to people at school that pissed me off back then, but I straightened out when I turned 18, and I started to straighten other people out who were imperfect sinners like me too. I broke a few noses, dodged a few bullets, turned a few tables, and did shit like that after turning 18 that I never got to do in my deprived childhood. By the age of 25 I had reached my true stature (one that would not get me laughed at by the goliaths of the world) of almost 6 foot, but I realized nobody wanted to fuck me because they thought I was a loser. I always had a lot of catching up to do in life for being the late bloomer that I am. Females never took me seriously because I thought I looked like Kevin Costner and had a huge dick though in reality they would make rivet sounds when I was in the same room with them, and they thought I was ugly and stupid with a short Irish dick and made them sick.

by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020

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Late night low

When a feeling of sadness/depression comes over you when staying up late

Man, I got late night low again, what should I do?

by Megalodonmaniac344 November 4, 2020

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late night painers

Late night feelin sad but you don’t know why

John: wanna hop on cod?

Tyler: nah bro I got “late night painers”

by Painers January 17, 2021

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Late Gimp

A person who is not only late, but decides to inform you 45 minutes after he should have already left home.

"Jonny where are you?"
"Sorry boys, problem at work"
"Why didn't you tell us earlier considering you should have left home 45 minutes ago?"
"Because I'm a late gimp"

by Big Beadla February 5, 2021

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I been in a ugly mood lately

"I been in a ugly mood lately" Is a way of saying you're depressed and there isn't any way to fix it, or that you have been feeling depressed for a long time now. It can also be a way kf saying you're depresses but not making it seem like it's a big deal.

Hey man you look down, wanna talk about it? Nah its just "I been in a ugly mood lately"

by ThatsFishy February 10, 2021

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