Noun: The act of Joey and Jamie joining in an intimate union together, such as intercourse or playing in the mud if there is no grass on the field.
by Paraniod4 May 16, 2017
A Joey Sussex is a male usually between the ages of 16-25 who lives in the Sussex county of England, probably will be seen wearing a slim fit tracksuit and Nike Huaraches, listens to grime and tries to talk 'street' in an attempt to impress all his other Joey Sussex friends.
Joey Sussex 1: "Come fam lets go Portslade innit"
Joey Sussex 2: "Nah man aint got no p for the bus still..."
Bystander1: "Ergh why are they talking like that ?"
Bystander 2: "Because they're both what you'd call a Joey Sussex!"
Joey Sussex 2: "Nah man aint got no p for the bus still..."
Bystander1: "Ergh why are they talking like that ?"
Bystander 2: "Because they're both what you'd call a Joey Sussex!"
by TeeReal February 26, 2018
Having a very long drawn-out romance in which you break up and get back together on a regular basis because the couple in question thinks they're soulmates. Derives from the popular television show Dawson's Creek
"Man Heidi and Brad are so dawson and joey. I think this is the fifth time they've broken up this month
by mur11 July 29, 2006
The AWESOME drummer of The Click Five. Joey Zehr is also a designer, and his company is called LTL. Website: ltlbackspace.com He also designs the Click Five website!
by gaillovesclickfive June 11, 2008
by Badddbitchhh2020 October 27, 2019
by a mofo badass October 19, 2010
Joey Essex is the embodiment of everything that is wrong with the World. The definition of Joey Essex can be broken down into two parts;
1) Joey: The easiest name to pronounce for someone with an IQ lower than his own age, the two syllables can in fact be pronounced as any other combination of slurred syllables when drunk to give the same result.
2) Essex: Not actually his surname, this is simply his home as he is too dumb to remember both his name AND address.... hence Joey Essex
1) Joey: The easiest name to pronounce for someone with an IQ lower than his own age, the two syllables can in fact be pronounced as any other combination of slurred syllables when drunk to give the same result.
2) Essex: Not actually his surname, this is simply his home as he is too dumb to remember both his name AND address.... hence Joey Essex
Taxi Driver: Where to?
Joey Essex: I'm Joey Essex..... er...... Joey Essex......Essex..... yeah proper Reem
Taxi Driver: Fucking waste of skin....
Joey Essex: I'm Joey Essex..... er...... Joey Essex......Essex..... yeah proper Reem
Taxi Driver: Fucking waste of skin....
by 4dam4ntium February 05, 2015