wet jesse

The act of ejaculating on someone's face while they sleep

I snuck up on her and gave her a Wet Jesse

by the busdriver April 8, 2010

Jess Ward

Noun: A rare breed of ginger. Generally inclined to raw fish and seems to run on its own schedule. Time does not play a value in the Jess Ward's daily brain functions. A Jess Ward is prone to getting into life altering situations. In most cases the Jess Ward has very little tolerance and is always at high risk of "Blacking Out."

Verb: To have very little value of time perception and awareness

(n) "Look at that Jess Ward"
(n) "I totally pulled a Jess Ward last night and made my friends miss the train"

(v) I just Jess Warded, now everyone hates me."

by NickJustine October 4, 2012

Jesse Chang

The Gay Korean Kid that looks at my penis every day and stalks me, HES THE BIGGEST BLUDGER EVER

"Look its a JESSE CHANG!"
"Oh yeah the biggest and gayest Korean bludger"

by Seeeangwu March 11, 2019

jesse bolyard

a slightly large fellow. he tends to waddle slightly when he walks, and drools while giving an extremely vacant stare. see also gay baker

you see that fat kid over there licking the window? that's a jesse bolyard.

by jacks package February 4, 2010

jesse mccartney

the hottest guy eva 2 walk on this ugly - man infested earth!!
he is so hot!
hes my bf
i love u jesse marry me

how hot is jesse!
i no! hes so gorjuz
i love him! im gonna marry him!
no i am!
no shutup
i am

by milz April 24, 2005

Jesse Pinkman

the man with the transmasc swag

damn that guy is such a jesse pinkman

by FunkyWelshman December 24, 2021

jess leigh

Jess Leigh is commonly used to describe an amazing, beautiful, modest and strong women/girl. if you ever meet a Jess Leigh treasure them. They are very rare.

i met a Jess Leigh today.

by Cleopatra look alike March 28, 2017