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The Jess Treatment

When your woman angers you in such a manner that the only repercussion for her is to hit her with a sack of oranges. The reason why a sack is used is to prevent noticible bruises and marks to be seen.
"Today my old lady told me to take out the trash while i was playing WOW so i decided to give her The Jess Treatment with Florida's best.
by Fernandon October 16, 2008
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Jess Ward

Noun: A rare breed of ginger. Generally inclined to raw fish and seems to run on its own schedule. Time does not play a value in the Jess Ward's daily brain functions. A Jess Ward is prone to getting into life altering situations. In most cases the Jess Ward has very little tolerance and is always at high risk of "Blacking Out."

Verb: To have very little value of time perception and awareness
(n) "Look at that Jess Ward"
(n) "I totally pulled a Jess Ward last night and made my friends miss the train"

(v) I just Jess Warded, now everyone hates me."
by NickJustine October 4, 2012
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wet jesse

The act of ejaculating on someone's face while they sleep
I snuck up on her and gave her a Wet Jesse
by the busdriver April 8, 2010
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Jesse Hollister

A certain individual that wears girl hollister jackets and is a fag
by MeNoNiggagay September 16, 2019
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Jesse Hunt

by FaithAnn Hunt March 4, 2016
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Jesse Chang

The Gay Korean Kid that looks at my penis every day and stalks me, HES THE BIGGEST BLUDGER EVER
"Look its a JESSE CHANG!"
"Oh yeah the biggest and gayest Korean bludger"
by Seeeangwu March 11, 2019
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jesse mccartney

the hottest guy eva 2 walk on this ugly - man infested earth!!
he is so hot!
hes my bf
i love u jesse marry me
how hot is jesse!
i no! hes so gorjuz
i love him! im gonna marry him!
no i am!
no shutup
i am
by milz April 24, 2005
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