by Jeremiah_griffin April 5, 2022
Get the Jeremiah griffinmug. The long awaited king of the Teenage mutant ninja turtles, he spends his night beating up bank robbers and small children. He always pays his taxes and makes villains pay for there crimes
cool... griffin
by goofy goober 23 November 22, 2021
Get the Griffinmug. Guy 1 : Damn, that Griffin guy has the smallest cock I have ever seen.
Guy 2 : Yeah he gets no bitches, no play, no hoes, definitely cant keep a relationship, and cant hold a job for shit.
Guy 1 : I heard his ex has fishy cooch
Guy 2 : Me too
Guy 2 : Yeah he gets no bitches, no play, no hoes, definitely cant keep a relationship, and cant hold a job for shit.
Guy 1 : I heard his ex has fishy cooch
Guy 2 : Me too
by Shral October 23, 2022
Get the Griffinmug. griffin is a funny guy who likes red and needs a new phone and has a girlfriend and is smart and like plays flute and uhhh yeah
“hello my name is griffin”
by hotgirlfriendofcole March 29, 2023
Get the Griffinmug. 
He might have went on livin'
But he made one fatal slip
When he tried to match the ranger...
With a universal silencing tool on his hip
To commit Griffinism can only be accomplished by those who possess the power of Rinne. The ancient legends say that only one individual possesses this power. To commit to this action, one must simply _____ _ ____ ____ ___ ___.
But he made one fatal slip
When he tried to match the ranger...
With a universal silencing tool on his hip
To commit Griffinism can only be accomplished by those who possess the power of Rinne. The ancient legends say that only one individual possesses this power. To commit to this action, one must simply _____ _ ____ ____ ___ ___.
"Bro! Bro! Wtf are you doing! Hey stop dude. Hey hey get back! You kidding me? Hey shut it I will commit griffinism! You f####ing kidding me dude wtf!
by McYum May 16, 2021
Get the Griffinismmug. A Griffin is a mythical beast, it is half lion and half eagle, since it is not real we don’t know how it should look like if it was real, what I think it would look like it would have a head of an eagle, body of a lion and huge wings the color of the body (head is white. And body brown, also tail looks like a fan-)
John: Hey! What’s your favorite mythical creature?
Alice: A griffin!
John: What are those?
Alice: They are half lion half eagle
John: Cool!
Alice: A griffin!
John: What are those?
Alice: They are half lion half eagle
John: Cool!
by LilyCat!<3 August 28, 2022
Get the Griffinmug.