Eddied

to get so close to achieving your goal only to stumble at the final hurdle.
To go out in the last position before winning money in a tournament

he was so close to making the money of the poker tournament but he eddied

by GeeHeeb April 12, 2013

wet eddie

the act of sticking your finger in your ass while jerking off

I thought he was just jerking off then I realized he was giving himself a wet eddie.

by chicken necker April 4, 2014

Eddy

A loser who seriously needs to get a life and stop pretending he is a courtier in a wannabe 18th century Prussia on Roblox.

"Oh, he's such an Eddy!"

by Fredericus Rex July 1, 2019

Eddie

One who is not locked up, nor will ever have the capability to be locked up

Look at that Eddie over there. That guy will never lock it up

by One who is locked up July 31, 2019

eddie

gay.

There’s eddie over there, looking for a boyfriend.

by The best around6969 November 25, 2019

Eddie

stupid; likes to watch porn; ugly; also called '' Gaylo"

want an Eddie you are motherfucker!!!

by an eddie November 27, 2019

Eddies

A complete shithole where the head teacher scrans on Oreos for a living and the well know crackead of the staff Ian Cassidy rides his bike to school and showers in the changing rooms, bullying isn’t a big deal in are school but oh god u better not wear your coat in mrs o’gradys class because that’s the terror of the school, this is a place where they make out that having a coat on inside can kill someone, but overall Mrs Morgan is transforming the place into a nunnery and the lads are sad as there’s no more skets going round with batty creases out and skirts shorter than there blazer

Oi lad I see your eyes

(That sket every year has walks past )
Welcome to eddies

by Mrkillensanugget December 14, 2019