Douchebag Medic

The term Douchebag Medic arrived with the video game series Battlefield most notably Battlefield Bad Company 2. This is what a player is called when he is a Medic that runs into a fire fight to revive someone only to have them get killed again! The real douchebag medics are the ones who can revive you many times getting themselves points and not dying. Where as you die needlessly in the fire fight! The rule of thumb is kill the enemy then revive the guys on the ground you douche bag!

Douchebag Medic just revived me ten times in a row with the same guy killing me before I can move!

by WWADDICT July 19, 2011

douchebag

Attractive male whom you are jealous of.

Mark gets all the girls and is pretty buff, what a douchebag.

by pampampuu July 2, 2010

AP Douchebag

A Douchebag of the highest caliber. Normally, these people take AP classes but don't help at all, so they are dubbed douchebags.

Dylan, you got that part wrong. Stop being such an AP douchebag.

by Mini Wheats November 30, 2006

douchebag syndrome

When men ask stupid questions and do not think about the question before spewing it out of their mouths ... This is called douchebag syndrome.

BF: "Are you Jealous of Her?"
GF: "Oh, shut up. Douchebag."

To cure douchebag syndrome, kick the man in the balls. Then, like the theory of Operant Conditioning, if a man gets kicked in the balls enough times when he says stupid comments, he should no longer say stupid comments for fear his balls will be kicked.

by mandypeaches August 25, 2012

douchebag supreme

Someone who through themselves or their progeny has no accomplishments whatsoever, but always has an opinion.

Tim Lankins is a douchebag supreme. Just ask his ex.

by The Timmeh May 14, 2015

Dank Douchebag

Someone who only smokes dank and detests reggie fags

Evan: "Bro, did you smell that smoke?"
Fabio: "Yeah, gross, smells like reggie. I'll never even taste reg for i am a dank douchebag"

by reggiefag November 12, 2011

portuguese douchebag

When a 49 year old woman needs to have her hearing checked.

Mom: Your father called me a Portuguese Douchebag at dinner the other night! I’m not even Portuguese!

Dad: We all know your mother is crazy! I whispered something sweet in her ear and she thinks I called her a Portuguese Douchebag!

by NurseNic December 16, 2017