double subway

A vile sexual act reserved for dirty jail cells and the basements of the stickiest gay bars. An act so unspeakable that it cannot be put into words.

Jared Fogle screamed to his cell mate, "Please no! Not the double subway! Anything but that!"

by doublesubway January 26, 2016

Double Crunch

A Double Crunch is when you suck dick on a beach and he has a sandy penis but you’re no quitter

1. Samantha : I was sucking his dick at the beach and it was too sandy.

Chole : did you quit ?
Samantha : I double crunched that dick , i ain’t no quitter

by UrMumInMyBed July 15, 2018

Double dm

Double texting (but on like Instagram or snapchat), is when you dm a girl and she leaves you on read; and you're thinking that she must have been too busy or just doesn't know of your pure magnificence, knowing this, you decide to act.

She couldn't possibly NOT be interested, and in thinking this, being either being too dumb, awkward, or confident to know that she just isn't interested, you dm her a second time, very seldom will you succeed in getting anything back.

Pulling a double dm should not be attempted unless you are the modern Shakespeare guru of the direct message. To find out if you are... pretty sure a modern Shakespeare guru wouldn't start with "Hey" so if you did, chances are, you just aren't interesting and probably shouldn't try a double dm.

A third dm is the maximum level of dm's you can get away with in a row, exceeding this labels you as a thirsty gaping butthole and the Jehovah's Witness of the direct messaging world (for real stop knocking on her door). DO NOT ATTEMPT unless you are dm Jesus himself and have come back on the third text. If it is just the third "Hey" in a row, you'll need him bro

-"UGH, is that Clay again? That's the second "hey" in a row!"
-"OMG, he's pulling a double dm? And its "hey"? boriiiing..."
- "I know right?"

by Brolympian18 December 5, 2017

Double Stunna

The situation that is created when two people simultaneously post up at the urinals and are unable to urinate due to awkwardness. Both people must abort their attempts for the situation to be considered an orthodox double stunna - extremely rare.

I was in the handicapped stall and I saw Rufus and Cornelius execute a picture perfect Double Stunna.

by 4dm1n December 18, 2008

Double Vlogging

Double vlogging is when you film somebody vlogging in your vlog.

Bob is vlogging and Tim walks up vlogging and Bob is filming Tim vlog. A.k.a. "Double Vlogging"

by Jinclops February 5, 2010

Double Push

The act of pushing someone twice. The first push throws the victim off balance and is immediatly followed by a seccond push which gets them to stumble or fall

Joe: dude go push him over
Tyler: I think I better double push him
Joe: good call dude that will make it way funnier.. you can't recover from a double push

by Clark the Shark March 13, 2009

Double Throttle

When you have a dick in each hand and in your face. All while twisting the dick like a throttle.

Jordan was doing a double throttle and jumped up from his seated position and broke his iphone.

by Kingjaba November 3, 2016