“And Archie awakens on the pavement to the Punisher giving him a classic Detroit welcome.” - “Everyone Wants to Kill Archie”, Huggbees
by ThatLinuxNerd September 18, 2025
Get the Detroit welcomemug. Detroit Catholic Central is that prestigious all-boys school where the "brotherhood" is so tight, they were all probably raised in the same basement.. Their athletic program is a well-oiled machine, pumping out future college stars like it's their day job, but in reality they are only D1 at stealing your girl. Their Class of 2025? Well, they’re already rewriting the playbook on greatness, not just in sports, but in everything they do. From dominating the field to “accidentally” stealing your girl with a single smile, these guys are just built different—rumor has it, the world’s not ready for them. Also, if you’re wondering where your girl went, there’s a good chance she’s being "recruited" for their version of the team.
Girl: So, you're still going to Catholic Central?
Detroit Catholic Central boy: Yeah, my brother loves it. He’s all about the "brotherhood."
Girl: Oh, the "brotherhood"? You mean the cult where they make you wear matching polos and chant like zombies?
Detroit Catholic Central boy: Pretty much. I’ll probably get a secret handshake and a lifetime supply of guilt.
Detroit Catholic Central boy: Yeah, my brother loves it. He’s all about the "brotherhood."
Girl: Oh, the "brotherhood"? You mean the cult where they make you wear matching polos and chant like zombies?
Detroit Catholic Central boy: Pretty much. I’ll probably get a secret handshake and a lifetime supply of guilt.
by ccbigboy December 9, 2024
Get the Detroit Catholic Centralmug. Detroit Westside clique rooted in Black P. Stone Nation (Chicago) with LA Jungle Stone Bloods ties. Turf along West 7 Mile & Telegraph (“7TEL/7ELE/07B”) and Seven Mile–Rouge corridor. Historically strong, now largely symbolic; Hyena Crips (83GC) & ScoreGang (SCRG) dominates former tags.
“BPSN (Detroit) still shows up on West 7 Mile with El Rukn symbols, but ScoreGang’s takeover of the old tags makes their Detroit presence mostly ceremonial.”
by RealTalkOnlyFool October 10, 2025
Get the BPSN (Detroit)mug. When you’re eating cereal and you finish it all, you get brtutus’ minigun, put it in your butt and then shit in the bowl, and spread it all over you’re partner until they look like a teddy bear
by Detroit teddy bear December 23, 2024
Get the Detroit Teddybearmug. Wiping soiled toilet paper on a bathroom stall door as a surprise for the next guest. Not to be confused with a “Detroit Door Stop”which is a pile of feces that jams a door open.
After blowing a grip of coke I ran to the stall to take a shit and did not realize I got a Detroit Door prize til I swiped right on my smart phone and saw the shit streak
by Hot Dog Goblin November 18, 2017
Get the Detroit Door Prizemug. by Bradyballs November 15, 2019
Get the Detroit Pistonmug. A Detroit dungdown is a crude sex act referring to:
1. The male, or female, poising themselves directly above their lover, proceeding to defecate on their face and then take a seat upon their other, usually in the facial region.
1. The male, or female, poising themselves directly above their lover, proceeding to defecate on their face and then take a seat upon their other, usually in the facial region.
by myunameismon July 18, 2025
Get the detroit dungdownmug.