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M.Darian

A person who will never miss an opportunity to give you a compliment. The kind that gives the warmest hugs, the most loving kisses, and the most truthful “I love you”. He is also very good when it comes to bed. He can finger two bitches at once anywhere at any time. He's smart, sexy, and trusted alot and can please any hoe in the bed or in person.
Mariam: OMG, M.Darian is so sexy i really want him to fuck me
by modarian December 26, 2020
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Holy Davian Witjaksono

Holy Davian Witjaksono
by Jesus Christ
Davian Witjaksono had always loved cosy Heaven with its bewildered butterflies. It was a place where he felt happy.

He was a holy cocoa drinker with beautiful tail and cute whiskers. His friends saw him as a homeless human. Once, he had even rescued a careful Fabian Witjaksono from a burning building. That's the sort of man he was.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Jesus Christ.
Davian gulped. He was not prepared for Jesus.

As Davian stepped outside and Jesus came closer, he could see the strange glint in his eye.

"Look Davian," growled Jesus, with a holy glare that reminded Davian of holy blue bunny. "It's not that I don't love you, but I want believe in Jesus Christ. You owe me 9497 dollars."

Davian looked back, even more Panji and still fingering the holy sausage. "Jesus, sorry Jesus, I love my family," he replied.

They looked at each other with delighted feelings, like two talented big-tits bunnies singing at a very holy Birthday and two holy uncles beating to the meat.

Davian regarded Jesus's tail and whiskers. "I don't have the funds ..." he lied.

Jesus glared. "Do you want me to shove that holy sausage where the sun don't shine?"

Davian promptly remembered his holy values. "Actually, I do have the funds," he admitted. He reached into his ass. "Here's what I owe you."

Jesus looked wet, his wallet blushing like a tender teapot.

Then Jesus came inside for a nice mug of cocoa.
Holy Davian Witjaksono raped the cow.
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fresh damian

A fresh Damian is coming often and from Australia. It contains peaches, Wodka and cranberry. And often it is brought by Leonie, especially in Germany.
Please can I have a fresh Damian?
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fresh damian

Fresh Damian is coming from Australia, and that quote often.
Please bring me some fresh Damian, cold and juicy.
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Jamie Damianos

Plays soccer and always thinks he's the shit. Thinks he can get all the girls but is really mid. Most Jamie Damianos are Greek and VERY short. They fall in love with blue eyed blondies that have big boobs. He's got freckles. Has badly parted hair and generally curly and dark hair. No one really likes him but his friends follow him like slaves. Generally he has big eyes and a flat face.
by AddisonRae_42 August 28, 2022
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Jamie Damianos

He is very short and looks like a demented frog. He smells like cheeto puffs and has no friends. He thinks he can pull every girl but in reality he gets none cause hes really fugly and annoying. His eyes are biggers than the moon and his face looks so flat like his ass. His friends are very short and are pedophiles. They look at girls boobs.
by AddisonRae_42 August 28, 2022
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Warm Damian

A concoction of instant oatmeal and hot chocolate. A food born is necessity and depravity.
What in Christ name are you making with the work coffee machine?

A Warm Damian, I’m hungry thirsty and uncaffienated.
by Greasybanker December 10, 2023
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