Dakota Banrhouse

Dakota barnhouse is what you’d call a retarded white boy wanna be . He will try to tell you whatever you wanna hear to make himself look good.

They often are often on social media starting drama with anyone and everyone. They are primarily found in crack houses and strip clubs throwing out money like they have it. However , they are often not even capable of supporting themselves much less there children. If you see a Dakota in the wild they are often harmless if your a man, but beware if your a female. A Dakota Barnhouse is known to severely beat on his spouses. Which is why they are often spotted by themselves.

I caught my gay brother playing dress up like a Dakota Banrhouse the other day.

by Wishaniggawood February 27, 2022

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Dakota is the best person you'll ever meet. He's social and gets along with others easily, but is introverted at heart. He has gorgeous brown eyes, long eyelashes, amazing hair, a sharp jawline, and an attractive, lean physique. When he tries, he can quickly turn from cute and boyish to hot and sexy. People fall in love with him easily. Even so, his personality outshines his looks. He is effortlessly funny, witty, and never dry in conversations. He uses humour to hide pain and sadness, and it's hard for him to be vulnerable and open up to someone, but he might if you gain his trust. In addition to his charming personality, he is intelligent and academically successful in all subjects, but especially in the sciences. This is a product of both his natural talent and his consistent work ethic. Dakota also loves dogs and is extremely affectionate with them. As a dedicated gamer, Dakota invests heavily in his games and is really good at them. He's amazing to his friends and there for you when you need it, but he isn't averse to talking about people behind their back. He never does this with true malicious intent though. If you're in a romantic relationship with Dakota, he will spoil you beyond belief. He is extremely loyal and can be very romantic when he wants to, but if the relationship isn't mutual and his efforts aren't reciprocated, he can withdraw very quickly. Dakota is someone you should keep close if you're lucky enough to know him. He is pretty amazing.

"So he's smart, funny, and attractive?"

"Yup, that's Dakota."

by annoymoushandle March 1, 2022

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