by Keenan April 17, 2004
when a male homo-sapian rubs his sexual organ (the disco stick) causing seminal fluids to flow through his semenal vessels which leaves him ejaculating all over his dreadlock-like pubic hair and dosn't "clean up his mess" the semen then hardens to form a frosty and flaky-like coating over his pubic hair and creating what is known as a crusty porcupine.
joseph was watching darius his partner bend over in a too-too and then joe jerked off causing him to cum, he then fell asleep and the next morning he woke up to an early christmas suprise; the crusty porcupine.
by creepy grandad from sector E April 14, 2011
by NickEremias March 10, 2008
A crusty fucking bitch who has bad breath and likes to be pissed on. Slightly into fingers in the bum and he has a wee lil dick. No homo
by 420ur69mum April 10, 2017
Are older memes that are not funny anymore. Theses memes are usually used by people very new in meme viewing and have seen older memes and thought they were funny.
Look at all these crusty memes
by Bman111 April 25, 2017
by threepotatoes December 05, 2016
when a girl is sleeping and you bust on her eyes and when she wakes up the jizz will dry up and she cant open her eyes.
by CG MAN August 04, 2010