crusty labia

normally what happens when you grow old, or your just a dirty whore with a drying problem...

"ew... that girl was nasty... she had crusty labia like woah..."
"dude thats my mom!"
"ya so?"
"dude your such a salkys..."

by Z3r0 March 14, 2003

crusty jugaller

When a women licks crusty jiz off a mans balls.

Dude that chick totally just gave a crusty jugaller.

by NickEremias April 8, 2008

crusty porcupine

when a male homo-sapian rubs his sexual organ (the disco stick) causing seminal fluids to flow through his semenal vessels which leaves him ejaculating all over his dreadlock-like pubic hair and dosn't "clean up his mess" the semen then hardens to form a frosty and flaky-like coating over his pubic hair and creating what is known as a crusty porcupine.

joseph was watching darius his partner bend over in a too-too and then joe jerked off causing him to cum, he then fell asleep and the next morning he woke up to an early christmas suprise; the crusty porcupine.

by creepy grandad from sector E May 3, 2011

Crusty sock

A crusty fucking bitch who has bad breath and likes to be pissed on. Slightly into fingers in the bum and he has a wee lil dick. No homo

Zach is such a crusty sock

by 420ur69mum April 9, 2017

Crustie Loaf

Cum on a womans pussy, wait until it goes hard, scrape it off and eat it

during sex or just having fun try out a Crustie Loaf

by lilreto November 25, 2009

crusty goggles

when a girl is sleeping and you bust on her eyes and when she wakes up the jizz will dry up and she cant open her eyes.

Yo man I heard that girl had crusty goggles.

by CG MAN August 4, 2010

crusty potato

When you take a crap on a pillow and smear a person's face around in it. Then you force the person to let it harden on their face.

Dude, I don't think i can sleep in a bed anymore, that crusty potato ruined it for me.

by sshhaawwttaayyy January 6, 2010