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Crock-Pot

Going to a friend's house when they are not home, shitting in their toilet, closing the lid and letting it simmer until they find it upon their return.
Matt Parish has been the perpetrator of several horrific crock-pottings.
by Davy Crockett October 24, 2008
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Chris Crocker

A you-tube celebrity that gives even gays a bad rap. Has also been known as the definition "freak".

He is not represented by the gay community in anyway shape or form due to his Flamer status he has achieved through his you-tube videos online.

He has achieved the worlds most hated position due to tantrums he's thrown on stage or in public. And has gained so much attention it is what is known as "Anti-Fame" much as the related term "anti-matter"

The only reason why people take the time out of their day is due to wanting a free shot or seven at cracking at this he-she's nut bag and busting its pee's in his peach fuzz sack.
On you tube you can add this at the end of the web address and look for yourself at his "stardom" at the first stages of how "Chris Crocker" gained his "Anti-Fame"

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by Imofftoseethewizard July 23, 2010
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Crockett-ease

It is a drunken language heard only after a person consumes 50 MGD's and/or copious amounts of G & T's in a 24 hour period. There are only a few skilled and specialized lingisut that can understand it. Although is sounds like jibberish, it is unique to Western Canada.
"Hey, ageaondsdkn aosdnw aof agejs f?!"

"Oh shit! Yo, you're speaking Crockett-ease!"
by Prof of Crockett-ease August 27, 2006
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Crocodile Kicker

One who usually spends the day on the porch, rifle in hand, sipping ice tea with 18 kids in their ford pick up truck and a possum in the oven for some grub.

Synonym for "hick" or "Hillbilly"
Jessie-Lou is such a crocodile kicker!
by H Fiasco October 3, 2008
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Crockadillapig

To describe a extremely unattractive woman who may be in the area or one of your mates might have "encountered"
"she's a complete crockadillapig!"
by rogue trooper January 19, 2009
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Crocodile Hunter

When a man holds open the mouth of his sexual partner and inserts his member into said orifice.
My baby's mouth is so small that when she goes down on me I gotta protect my unit 'Crocodile Hunter' styles.
by Neil Freeman November 10, 2006
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Crocodile Blow-Job

Whilst a man is recieving a BJ, he crosses his legs behind his partners head, forcing her to take all his manhood and locking her head in position. Once the legs are locked he then proceeds into a 'death-roll', rolling from side to side until he finishes.

For the females part, she is to try and say "Crikey, He's cumming right for us" in an Austrlian Accent, whilst gagging on his manhood
Alex: last night a gave Kris a Crocodile Blow-Job!
Charles: But did she say "Crikey!"
Alex: i'm not sure with all the gagging!
Charles: Steve Irwin would be proud!
by Big Bear & Papa Smurf September 30, 2009
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