cig crab

Cig crabs are sentient crabs who enjoy smoking. They are prone to showing up during activities to dispense commentary at the price of a humiliation. It is customary to thank the cig crab for its consideration.

It was early so I was watching Arthur on TV. The show literally said "just be yourself" and I saw a cig crab on the bed next to me, he said "That's what I do" and scratched my face. Thanks cig crab.

by Dusty Pump October 9, 2014

Crab fork it

When someone is so hot you would eat the corn out of there poo...would you crab fork it?

Would you crab fork it?

by Chapbone1 February 28, 2019

crab cart

Most appropriately a promiscuous woman. However can just be generalized to any female. References the sexually transmitted genital organism commonly referred to as "the crabs."

That chick dates a lot of guys, she's a real crab cart.

by cnt55 June 18, 2008

moola crab

Utter fanswagalisticness. It can refer to a person or crab. This creature can save the world.

Girl: Ugh I can't even today!
Friend: OMG we better call a moola crab to make it better!

by Mmeow_meoww April 19, 2015

Crab Dancing

dancing to appear as a crab by shuffling side to side with your hands in the air opening and closing like tongs. if you do so well enough you might fool others around you into thinking you’re actually a crab. takes a lot of practice tho

person 1: “bruv do u see that guy crab dancing”
person 2: “what guy all I see is a crab”

by justacrabdancer May 30, 2020

crab party

a crab party is any time 2 or more crabs are visible at any given time

last night I woke up to get some water and there was a crab party going on, all four of them!

by dogboyandfrogperson February 24, 2021

Crab Rangussy

When you heat up a crab rangoon in the microwave for 30 seconds and it comes out creaming out the crevices on the top with cheese and crab.

Man check out the leftover Chinese, its got some crab rangussy on the side.

by kojer! December 30, 2021