When someone hasn't cleaned their room in such a long time that everything is on the floor and it is quite literally a closet that is walked on.
Mom: Jonny, I was putting your socks away in your room and it's like a Walk-on closet in there!! How long has it been since you've cleaned it?
Jonny: About 3 years...
Jonny: About 3 years...
by Schmlaa. December 22, 2008
Get the Walk-On Closetmug. A closet Hoe is a house wife. She has sexual relations with her husband like a hooker. Does what he ask and likes and gets paid with a roof over her head and means to buy what she wants. She doesn't get paid with money but is taken care and provided for. A closet hoe doesn't wait for a John to pick her up. She waits for him to come home. It's a saying Hookers at the point used
by Red Wine February 19, 2019
Get the Closet Hoemug. A person who acts goody goody in public but then when alone with a person of the opposite sex they.......LOVE THE COCK!!!!
by Pimpin November 20, 2004
Get the closet monstermug. The person who posted the original definition for closet christians is unfortunately not a closet christian; Therefore, the poster is not a member of the fictitious group of closet christians.
by Jo-ann de Fabric August 23, 2006
Get the closet christiansmug. someone who refuses to believe they are a hippy even though they wear tie-dye t shirts and act like a hippy.
by Snowboard Chick November 28, 2009
Get the closet hippymug. by Sweet Daddy April 25, 2006
Get the Emperor Of The Closetmug. Person who has sex a lot with many different people and just lays there.
Can usally get the person in your room buy typing "Want to watch a movie ;)"
Can usally get the person in your room buy typing "Want to watch a movie ;)"
by Frankenstine January 30, 2005
Get the Closet Slutmug.