plays too much FORTNITE and roblox his favourite game on roblox is adopt me, he is a teachers pet, allergic to 99% of all humans
by roiuhgpiurfhpiureqhrehiureqhiu April 22, 2021
Get the christophermug. Egotistical musty fuck who deadass has a giant schlong but is still a spoiled dipfuck with a hot mom.
"Man I fucking hate dropping the soap" -noah
"Be careful I heard Christopher River wants to drop a musty load in your surprisingly fatass" -cellmate
"Be careful I heard Christopher River wants to drop a musty load in your surprisingly fatass" -cellmate
by iloveChrisSlander June 12, 2022
Get the Christopher Rivermug. 
(noun)
1. When a player’s enjoyment of a survival or exploration game is ruined because someone else discovered or built something first. It’s not about competition—it’s about the emotional need to feel like the first to explore it themselves.
1. When a player’s enjoyment of a survival or exploration game is ruined because someone else discovered or built something first. It’s not about competition—it’s about the emotional need to feel like the first to explore it themselves.
by TheBigAhh June 8, 2025
Get the Christopher Columbus Effectmug. ur a basic white bitch who belongs to the hillz. u have blond hair and blue eyes and had a glow up in 7t grade (jk)
by UrAsimp September 7, 2020
Get the Christophermug. Normal ducking person: “hello how are ya?”
Chris the f4g 👨🏻: “FIFI!!”
Normal ducking person: “uhh…”
That would be considered a normal conversation with a Christopher in Alabama
Chris the f4g 👨🏻: “FIFI!!”
Normal ducking person: “uhh…”
That would be considered a normal conversation with a Christopher in Alabama
by Hey_oh March 16, 2024
Get the A Christopher in Alabamamug. by Christian Urban Dictionary June 8, 2022
Get the Christophermug.