Carpal Tunnel Air Guitar

Carpal tunnel air guitar is a phrase used to make fun of the way Richard Jordan (WingsOfRedemption) shakes and flicks his hands back and forth to regain the feeling in his hands due to having carpal tunnel syndrome. He does so in a way where it looks as if he is playing the air guitar when attempting to regain blood flow in his nubs. Richard’s Constant shaking and flicks his hands has also been compared to a person doing jazz hands, but the most common way it’s interpreted is him playing the air guitar!

“Hey Richard can you play the Carpal Tunnel Air Guitar?”-Viewer
“Mawds ban this guy, he’s making of me having carpal tunnel syndrome and it’s not funny, so ban him thanks in advance.”-Richard

by UncleTomDaJigga August 10, 2025

Carnation Wedding

When two straight men or women get married to be perceived as being in a same sex relationship.

I know Tom and Dave are married but they're both really flirty with women, almost like a carnation wedding.

by GangsterRapperBigCheeseMcGee August 26, 2025

carnavarian

One whose diet mostly (if not entirely) based on the consumption of meat. Considered direct opposite of Vegetarian.

In protest to the Vegans, he dedicated himself to being a carnavarian.

by DefinitelyNotKaz December 8, 2025

anal carnage

A combination of carnal knowledge and violent anal sex.

Bill: After Daniel left my house this morning, there was no doubting the anal carnage between us.

by Chrolsen December 9, 2008

prom carnation

A prom carnation is when a man receives a blow job and or pulls out ejaculating on a girls dress or blouse leavinga prom carnation.

Becky was blowing me but made me pull out so I left her a little prom carnation on her shirt.

by nativedetroit75 April 14, 2010

Phillip Carnell

This boy-man is a legend. He is not just a beautiful specimen, but also a hero to all depressed beings. He will brighten your world just by glancing at his face. He's the fastest person to make friends with. He tokes a little. but Phillip is no hipster either. He rejects hipster ideals, and stays true to himself. He is my best friend. If you ever meet Phillip Carnell, you're life will instantly transform, and metamorphosize into all you could ever hope to be.

Charlie: what'd you do this weekend?
Me: went on an epic adventure.
Charlie: With who?
Me: Phillip Carnell of course!!

by BornthisWay_Baby November 6, 2011

earie canal

When you insert your male reproductive organ into ones ear canal. The pleasure is more guided to fit the female individual. can be associated with homosexual couples.

My girl was screaming after I gave her the ol Earie canal

by Flipperz December 10, 2013