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Canada's History

A sex act so depraved, it must never be described. First referenced on the Colbert report.
Guy 1: Dude, i totally reviewed Canada's History with that girl.

Guy 2: Dude, you need help.
by ColbertNation February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

One day America took a shit and put it on it's head. The end. Canada.
Canada's History, eh?
by Skabus February 4, 2010
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Canadas History

Canada is the part of America we didnt want.

Too damn cold
Canadas History is a history of being too fucking cold!
by TacoMann February 7, 2010
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crandall

A man, who believes he is straight, however loves things a straight man would just never understand.
I.e. Bath and Body Works, shopping, Romantic comedies, candalls
Dude, why is your roommate such a crandall?
by Garrett Evans January 22, 2008
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Canada

Canada is above America, therefore its hat.
by Somegurlwhoisntcanadian February 12, 2009
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CaNaDa

The country I have lived in all of my life, and it kix ass! and i know the US does too, as doesw the UK and all of Eurpoe, even France, well maybe not France , hey at least the chicks there sunbathe topless. ut here we have free health care, and a very friendly community throughout in general. our counry is great for not having nearly as many gun related deaths as the US (that gives the us a bad image, but it isnt that bad, it isnt too different Canadiens are close to the same as americans, and not all of us hate the US) BOWLING FOR COLUMBINE WAS A GREAT MOVIE!!!!!! ROCKON!!!


and another thing, live here for a year if u are not canadian and i guarantee that u will wanna stay longer, and there are better places to snowboard here too!!!!


Hocky: was invented by BRITISH soldiers stationed in Canada

im a british canadian

for you others talking aboot water(some water now contains estrogen chemicals that reduce male sperm-counts:( )
if you dont live here, you arnt alive
by SHADE January 9, 2004
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United States of Canada

A joke that some Democrats tell about their states joining more liberal nations. In reality it would be stupid for Democrats to give up all control of the most powerful nation in the world, and it would be years before voter trends in "Jesusland" would allow even a single blue state to exist.

But alas this joke is taken seriously by young Democrats who have never had a taste of defeat in politics, or just are too stupid to understand the difference between a joke and a demand.

Had the Republicans lost I don't doubt the young among them would seriously think about abandoning California as a state.
We lost the election! Now we're gonna secede!
by Dan January 29, 2005
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