(Ruth and Steve are munching away at separate cereal bowls...)
Steve: "Oh man, I've got some serious crunch burn!"
Ruth: "...What the fuck is crunch burn?"
Steve: "Oh man, I've got some serious crunch burn!"
Ruth: "...What the fuck is crunch burn?"
by the crunch queen June 07, 2010
a terrible spray tan that idiotic girls use to think they look hot, but they look like a mutated oompa loompa from charlie and the chocolate factory
Stacy: How do I look?
Dave: That's one bad Wonka Burn u got, how much money did you waste on that?
Stacy: OMG you jerk, i spent $500 on this.
Dave: Your a waste of money...
Dave: That's one bad Wonka Burn u got, how much money did you waste on that?
Stacy: OMG you jerk, i spent $500 on this.
Dave: Your a waste of money...
by Jerry Frank May 25, 2010
A noticeable patch of sun burn, concentrated mostly on the forehead or back of the neck (depending on which direction you are facing) that develops specifically from eating brunch outside.
by robbieobbie April 16, 2018
Person 1: Did you see that year 7 in Manny last night innit?
Person 2: No what did she do?
Person 1: Head master caught her burning a fag
Person 2: No what did she do?
Person 1: Head master caught her burning a fag
by gggyo January 13, 2020
by TommyTurbskie November 14, 2020
When somebody takes a snow brush, resembling a thick mustache, and continues by vigorously rubbing the bristles across the face of an unsuspecting bystander, thus burning their face.
by Gary Schaff July 22, 2019
by Sjhisdnisncisncinxkcs October 02, 2013