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Fruit Basket

Fruit Basket:To tuck Balls and Penis between legs and turn around and bend over.

Kangaroo: Fruit basket, then proceed to jump around and bounce your balls.
"Dude check out my fruit basket"

"KANGAROO!!! WEEEE!"
by Joe Bamf August 2, 2006
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European Basketball

A softcore kinky sex game played by young teenagers that involves tossing various candies into other girls' bras and shirts. The girls must try to see how many they can catch in their bras/shirts and both parties must be comfortable with the sexuality involved in this game. Variations are acceptable.
Today, Jamie and Stacy played European Basketball during break.
by Jamie, Stacy, Ray, JL March 4, 2007
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Basketball Shit

Can be defined as a shit so large and dry it hurts. So satisfying afterwards though, like putting the winning ball through an (extremely slack afterwards) hoop.
Andrew: Man, my ass hurts. I just did a basketball shit.
Me: Maybe you should eat less fibre... and keep quiet about it ¬¬
by Vi0let February 7, 2010
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Basket Hangger

a fag who stands on the other end of the court while his team plays defence and he doesnt, then gets the ball and misses a wide open lay-up because their not good and thats the only way they can get points, also called a basketball noob
hey ur a basket hangger cus u suck
by yankthis69 January 13, 2011
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Basketballian

A proper way to say terms in basketball.

'Basketballian'

It's a more complicated and or descriptive word used to describe one and or all basketball terms.
For Example: down screen, dribble, drive, dunk, elbow, a basket, PTS, free throw, F, C, etc.

Friend 1: "Hey, can you teach me some basketball terms?"
Friend 2: "The proper way to say basketball terms is a word called, basketballian."

Friend 3: "Hey, what does basketballian mean?"
Friend 4: "Its a more proper word for basketball terms."
Friend 3: "Oh alright."
by Nico Haas October 3, 2023
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bad basketball

That's bad basketball.
by Samantha R. October 23, 2007
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church basketball

the brawl that begins with prayer
We prayed for safety and good sportsmanship before we played church basketball, but that went out the window pretty fast.
by Linda Tidewater July 7, 2009
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