shower basketball

When you take a shit in your hand whilst taking a shower and throw it in the toilet

"Ted told me he plays shower basketball" "Eww, gross, we should stop associating with Ted"

by mastermorris September 28, 2013

FUCK BASKET

A fuck basket is the fucker that steals your parking spot just as you are pulling in.

That fuck basket just pulled in off the road and stole our spot.

by Drag N Balls February 8, 2019

Badass basketball girl

A girl who plays on multiple basketball teams and one of those teams have to be an all boys team, but this girl is a badass so ofc she's on a boys basketball team.

Dude: damn, look at that badass basketball girl, I heard she plays on 3 basketball teams and one of those teams is and all boys team. She must be real good.

by Imcrushingonaboy February 18, 2019

two in the basket

Used to describe the condition of woman who is pregnant with twins. Consequently her belly area is very large.

"She's so big, she must have two in the basket"

by entomologist July 9, 2006

Shaq the Basket

When one doesn't come close to hooking up with a girl. Much like Shaquille O'neal's attempt at free throws.

Man, did you see that girl Todd left with the other night? Yeah, he totally Shaq the basket with her.

by Ya blew it! February 8, 2010

Male Gift Basket

A gift basket containing only a single gift, usually from a male.

A re-used gift basket once containing several gifts, now containing just one gift...usually wrinkled, no tissue, paper, and occasionaly for the wrong holiday.

What else is in the bag, oh nothing, looks like a Male Gift Basket

by CrazyPoorWhore April 18, 2011

tossing the bread basket

Throwing up

Pull over I’m tossing the bread basket

by Gracietea October 12, 2017