base layer

The layer of toilet paper placed floating in the toilet on the water before deification, as to not splash any water on one's butt cheeks

I just threw down my base layer so I'm not soaked after this dump.

by rcp72 April 27, 2009

Basement hobbit buster

One who dresses up in an orange exterminator's jumpsuit going from door to door offering basement hobbit riddance services. Basement hobbit busters (BHB's) specialize in freeing countless grannies and older mothers of their leeching sons and any basement hobbit hoppers and offspring they may accumulate over the years. This is known to be such a noble profession. There is no need to exterminate the hoppers, since they will soon hop off to another loser in their mother's basement as soon as the original hobbit is gone. She will also take her accumulated offspring with her.

Example 1;

Basement hobbit buster: "well, ma'am, it looks like you've got basement hobbits... I heard a ruffling of a bag of chips over there... and I heard a fresh beer crack open."

Old lady: "Oh dear."

BHB: "Well, I'll only charge you for the original basement hobbit, because that hopper sitting there on the couch will leave with her offspring to another once he's gone."

Old lady: "Oh, God bless ya' darling"

BHB: "I sure hope you didn't name any of them, since the extermination will be harder on you if you got attached to them."

Old lady: "Oh... I named them all already. But at least my pension will slowly return to me."

by ~BluntBitch~ July 22, 2009

Base raping

The act of killing the opposing team in a base, often uncapturable, but sometimes also of the capable variety. Often uses the most 'invincible' weapon available, such as a tank or a siege weapon.

National Hero: Agh! We're losing!
Royal Team: BASE RAPE TEH NUBS!
National Team: Noooo!

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Person A: Why do they call it "base raping?"
Person B: Because it's like forcing someone to have sex with you. It might feel good for the perpetrator, but the other people of the world think it's wrong.

by RedShocktrooper May 13, 2010

baseball pants

Yoga pants for men. Only baseball players can pull off the look. If women could have boners, they'd be sticking out like a cop car in the hood.

That man has the nicest ass with those baseball pants on

by baseball pants April 10, 2015

base64

Please translate this definition with a base64 translator, if you want to find out the definition of base64, and be a beginners base64er... okay, it looks like a bunch of gibberish, but just translate it, it might give you a better definition

QWxsIHlvdXIgYmFzZSBhcmUgYmVsb25nIHRvIHVz

I am a proffesion 3 year old child hacker because I know what base64 is.

by wenisses May 4, 2018

Showin' base

When a male wears his pants so low that the base of his jee-honson is showing.

To sag on the front side.

Reno: Dude, did you notice that Sweedish dude's pubes?

JonnyBoy: For sure, he was definately showin' base.

by Renoryn December 27, 2007

113th base

Few people have ever made it to 113th base, and even fewer have done all 112 of the predecessors. In order to achieve the legendary 113th base, you must find and retrieve the fabled Sword of Gamelon and kill the nearest person named Fred. After doing that, locate a woman named Susan and stab her. After that, fuck the hole that you have made.

Person 1: "Dude, I got to 113th base on Thursday."
Person 2: "The FBI are already on the way you sick fuck."

by Skewber April 25, 2017