Alan Sylvestri Stallone

Da "Great Italian Stallion Of Many Talents" who both wrote da wonderful music for and starred in quite a few famous films.

Billy Joel looks uncannily like da "Rambo" actor, plus of course he is known for writing awesome music, as well. But I cannot see his soft-spoken-and-gentle self actually shouting, "Stop! Or my mom will shoot!", so I kinda doubt dat he would ever be an "Alan Sylvestri Stallone" movie-figure.

by QuacksO May 5, 2025

Alan Vazquez

A retarded Rec Room addict who has girlfriends that are thots and is the skinniest of the group and the shortest too. All he does is play Rec Room and eat cereal in the middle of the day.

Steven: Can you get on fortnite today?
Alan: Sorry, I’m playing Rec Room.

Steven: why are you such an Alan Vazquez?!
Alan: ;~;

by KarenDestroyer69696969696969 December 2, 2019

Alan

A simple and extremely funny guy who loves to be around friends. He will be there for his closed ones anywhere and anytime but not for some . Very moody guy but His smile can change your mood. Humble and a talented person with lots of ambitions. A born artist with the widest imagination and clear vision

He is the alan of this group
Alan is here hahahaha

by Urbal-an November 23, 2021

Alan

Is super gay and enjoys necrophilia and beastiality is a very very dangerous and bad person who prays on little children (mostly boys in their sleep and also will get their pets and rape them as well.

“Yeah yesterday i think i saw an Alan my god i was scared shitless!”

by Nugba July 18, 2020

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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 3, 2025

Alan

Alan is Handsome,smart, Funny, athletic,Smart, and good with the girls. He can be nice when he chooses it and bad when he wants to. He is great leader when it comes to sports and the best player. He is really funny when he is around his friends.Everyone loves his body and hair. He is a really awsome dude.

When Alan sees someone sad, Alan turns funny so that person will be happy.

by Fr3sh.b11 April 30, 2018

Alan

Alan is very lovable he tends to show Alot of affection and has to many ways to say I love you with his eyes. He hugs great and when he touches you, you feel chills run down your spine. He Is Trilingual and siempre anda Bélico!!.. Has incredible facial features. Hair is amazing just to look at if you touch it you would die from softness. If he pulls you then you are lucky because he doesn't

"He pulled four hoes last night"

"He tapped my girl"

Alan is a goddess of love.

by Nicolendkate November 22, 2021