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Alan

He is just so fit, muscles the size of mountains and you know what they say about big feet.
I slept with this guy last night he was such an alan
by Alan Mcvicar October 21, 2020
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Alan Stanley

good guy, good friend :thumbsup:
my friend is such an alan stanley :lel:
by alan's 2nd best friend March 29, 2022
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Alan

A fucking retard that likes to mess around with radios and blow shit up
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Alan

Alan’s are frequently insecure people Alan and will rarely keep their word. Lying ; omission , stretching the truth comes naturally to Alan. Expert at diverting direct questions. Self reflection ; is not possible , it is too painful.

Alan defines the saying those in pain cause pain.

Alan’s words and action often do not align. Alan can be friend as long as you have no expectations.

Don’t ask too many questions or hold an Alan accountable this may result in a meltdown of epic proportions .

Alan will never admit wrongdoing , or apologies and will defend all actions no matter how obviously inappropriate .

Alan is always the victim no matter how much harm he has caused. This has made Alan many enemies . If you don’t want to be one, just play along.

I know this because I am Alan
Alan can be very unpredictable .
by IAMALAN November 25, 2021
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Alan Frick

Gets Goosebumps When XRP Drops .01 cent. will ask you for the .15 you owe him. price of gold is up? he will know the day before

Works out everyday gets fatter
may be morman or jewish hard to tell

thinks he knows how to cook
sike
doesnt
by anonymous March 29, 2023
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Alan

My CAS coordinate who has Most of us feel sad, lonely, or depressed at times. It's a normal reaction to loss, life's struggles, or injured self-esteem. But when these feelings become overwhelming, cause physical symptoms, and last for long periods of time, they can keep you from leading a normal, active life.

That's when it's time to seek medical help.

Your regular doctor is a good place to start. They can test you for depression and help manage your symptoms. If your depression goes untreated, it may get worse and last for months, even years. It can cause pain and possibly lead to suicide, as it does for about 1 of every 10 people with depression.

Recognizing the symptoms is key. Unfortunately, about half the people who have depression never get it diagnosed or treated.

Symptoms
They can include:

Trouble concentrating, remembering details, and making decisions
Fatigue
Feelings of guilt, worthlessness, and helplessness
Pessimism and hopelessness
Insomnia, early-morning wakefulness, or sleeping too much
Irritability
Restlessness
Loss of interest in things once pleasurable, including sex
Overeating, or appetite loss
Aches, pains, headaches, or cramps that won't go away
Digestive problems that don't get better, even with treatment
Persistent sad, anxious, or "empty" feelings
Suicidal thoughts or attempts
Alan want to kill himself because of depression.
by 阿倫是個臭屌 February 25, 2018
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Alan

A guy that is very selfish at times. He always has a cigar in his mouth and thinks he is the best. But let’s be honest. He isn’t.
Hey Alan get that cigarette out of your mouth

Alan: go away I’m stronger then you so I am not afraid to punch you up!
by Fief888888 July 3, 2020
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