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youtube ASSHOLE 

A youtube asshole is just like the name says
It is a common species of asshole found on youtube, there are several forms of youtube asshole:

1. Troll/Attention Whore - Fags who are aged 12 - 20, have too much free time on their hands, can't make any good combacks for shit, and go on alotta popular music videos and say shit like "this band is shit, i hate it, omg "

2. Fame Faggot - A popular douchebag ex. Fred, or tosh who thinks he's all that, and has alott of haters because he deserves them

3. The other person who wrote this same definition - because he doesnt try, acts like a douchebag, and i dont like him
Search a video about justin bieber is a fag
many fangirls or YOUTUBE ASSHOLES will post stuff like "dont hate justin cuz he's better than u" or "ur just jealous"

these are actual messages i encountered for commenting:

1."i was gonna verbally tear your ass apart, but then i saw u were a kid so i didn't"

2."faggot get a life"
youtube ASSHOLE by kevinonurban January 18, 2011

Youtube Hippie 

Someone who deliberately searches for youtube videos involving hunting, fishing, usage of water, or construction, and complains about killing animals / wasting water / using up land when they know nothing about overpopulation or the environment other than what they've seen in Disney movies.
Youtube Hippie: "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SHOT THAT BOAR, IT'S A LIVING CREATURE YOU MONSTER"

Intelligent Person: "Our state is extremely overpopulated by wild boars. They kill at least 50 people each year, and many would starve to death if not for population control"
Youtube Hippie by Rayneworks July 2, 2012

YOUTUBE GANGSTER

Some one who talks tough on youtube. They will say anything in the comments section of youtube. Threatening guns, talking about drugs and generally saying something remotely related to the video that makes them sound tough.
This fag youtube gangster just wrote "id shoot 2Pac in the face, that nigga was a lil bitch and i woulda fucked him up"

youtube wars 

go to youtube and look up a popular video(if you like it or not). make a horrible comment making fun of it. pretty soon people will debate over the subject. and wallah, youtube wars.
on a lady gaga video say ses a lesbo that will do it in hell with Eva Braun. people will be very angry but some people will defend you. thats youtube wars
youtube wars by the chippster August 29, 2009

youtube junkie 

someone who is addicted to youtube. they will be on it everyday checking out new videos. they don't go out much "incase someone post a new video" usually watches weird stuff
sometimes confused with computer junkie. but if they continue they may become one
friend- hey do ya wanna go to the movies with the crew?
youtube junkie- can't (stares in screen)
friend- why?
youtube junkie- this dude just posted this cool video
friend- you are such a youtube junkie
youtube junkie by kitty$ August 3, 2008

Youtube Money 

Getting paid by Youtube to make videos
Hey there, you're hott, wanna come to my pad? My bed's made out of youtube money

I get the youtube money and the youtube money/get the youtube money/and the views gonna come/I get the youtube money and the youtube money/get the youtube money/and you get none...a a a o o o, a a a o o o, a a...
Youtube Money by JizzCooler October 9, 2010

YouTube Quality 

A blocky, pixely, and blurry quality of a particular video on the internet or the vision of a drunken person
Example 1:

Person 1: "Hey did you see Steve in the the background of the new video?"

Person 2: "Nah, the video is in YouTube Quality, so he looks like a blur."

Example 2:

Person 1: "Do you remember when Jesse jumped off the roof of your house?"
Person 2: "Kind of. I think was seeing YouTube Quality at the time."