Wizard Den

The home of a Wizard, usually an underground basement, and usually of his mother's home. Incredibly dirty/smelly/both.

Con-goer 1: Wait, where's Con-goer 3?
Con-goer 2: Doesn't matter, he has a wizard den, I bet he's stuck cleaning that shit up.

by 8res May 29, 2016

Wizard hat

The Wizard hat is a word use to to say the you still have your virginity

I still have my wizard hat

by Stheboyz November 14, 2021

Wizard Stew

You cream in a females butthole, and then she pushes it back out with some poo in there, and that's how you make wizard stew

Rachel and I are going upstairs to make some wizard stew, she hasn't used the bathroom all day.

by Wizardstew February 19, 2015

Weed Wizard

Somebody who goes about their everyday life pretending to have no association with drugs or more specifically marijuana, yet gives everyone the impression that they are a stoner.

Our teacher is such a weed wizard its not even funny.

How do Ralph's parents not know he is a total weed wizard?

by A Kadz November 17, 2011

wizard sleeve

The foreskin that hangs over the head of your penis.

I have to go clean out my wizard sleeve

by mattdude January 23, 2008

math wizard

Jesse

Your a math wizard harry.

by Woof. January 31, 2018

piss wizard

Someone who generally smells of urine quite badly. They are also pricts.

Hey hobbs man you stink of piss. Go the bog you smelly cunt.

by JaY January 23, 2003