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surgical wedgie

When your sexy thong gets so deep up in the crack, that it crosses the taint line and encroaches on the labs labia.
"Cover me while I dig out this surgical wedgie, it's cutting into my vajayjay."
by ChunkyDunkin July 24, 2014
mugGet the surgical wedgiemug.

wedgie

This is when someone pulls your pants to make you squirm
I went on holiday where I saw my school bully and before I could get away he got me.
He took me, made me strip into my bra and pants and gave me a hanging wedgie on a tree and came back 10 min later and said we're going to have fun.

He got some crabs and took of my bra and put them on my nipples. I was screaming in a gag. Then he put crabs in my bathing suit and left me for a whole 30 minutes . I still get wedgied now at secondary.
by Iweartighteywhiteys June 5, 2021
mugGet the wedgiemug.

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