I’d love to watch Hallmark and chill with Betty White!
Geez bro she is ancient, she’d be dry as the Sahara desert
Geez bro she is ancient, she’d be dry as the Sahara desert
by Maiguoren Gary October 27, 2017
A bracelet of winnits. Worn most commonly by hasians... Half American, half Asians... And given as a sign of respect or friendship. Usually traded when reliance for a future favor is agreed upon.
Jo gave me the driest Mississippi wrist watch to take care of his skis... Ill probably just leave em behind to rust out
by Jdubs March 31, 2013
by SkadialForeheadMan November 22, 2021
While having sex with a fat chick one makes whale noises then proceedes to ejaculate on her face and scream "WHALE WATCH WHITOUUUT!!!" This is usually reserved for "bag it and tag it" girls, not one you wish to pursue a relationship with.
by What Grant did to her April 22, 2011
Wrapping the shaft of one's penis over one's wrist, creating the illusion that one is wearing a flesh colored wrist watch. The goal is to get someone to stare in confusion until they realize they are staring at your schlong.
by T Biz Rockahara August 05, 2011
A particular, horrible sexual term that can mean so many inappropriate things. Mainly directed to a girl eating lunch with a group of friends. The girl that the term is directed to is not personal, but true. It involves anybody using frogs to get high during sex. The frogs must be of high price hence to word "Golden". While high, the users, or user, will use the frog to fill any hole not occupied with the mans penis. Many frogs can be used more than once. The word "watch" does not mean seeing, but it actually means like a wristwatch. After experiencing orgasm, or more commonly known as, "Jizzin on dat hoe", you would wipe up the semen with the watch, and the girl would then slide the watch on her wrist and say, "This cum drippin down ma wrist is a signal for me to go. The frog must stay in, or on the empty "hole" until she gets in the car. That is a golden frog watch.
"Me and Jenny had the nicest Golden Frog Watch last Night"
or
"Im sorry sir, your wife died from the golden frog watch."
or
"Im sorry sir, your wife died from the golden frog watch."
by TheBigBalledBabyBackBiotch May 07, 2013
A phrase used to politely tell someone they look like garbage by insinuating that they stayed up to watch the Royal Wedding in a Western time zone.
1st person: Hey, look at Phil.
2nd Person: Ya, he looks mega tired.
1st Person: He must have watched the wedding live.
2nd Person: Ya, he looks mega tired.
1st Person: He must have watched the wedding live.
by OhCocoa April 30, 2011