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Michigan Flat Tire

When a female/male is riding their partners face, and on orgasm they defecate on their partner's forehead and flatten it with their ass cheeks.
Marry was riding my face so hard and gave me the largest Michigan Flat Tire that I'm still trying to wash it out of my bangs.
by Delaware Seagull Shake May 17, 2022
mugGet the Michigan Flat Tiremug.

U tire

You fucking u tire. You are acting like a u tire.
by lil Galil April 16, 2024
mugGet the U tiremug.

tired

katie: NOOO DONT GO TO BED
sean: but i’m tired

katie: fine go to bed 🙄
by katiepiddo February 10, 2020
mugGet the tiredmug.

Tired

Me
Capybaras are adorable and you can fight me if You disagree

(Tired)
by I’llRegretThisNameIn3Years October 2, 2022
mugGet the Tiredmug.

helping me with my car tire

When a homie hopper is fucking one of your friends and needs to come up with an excuse
Owen is helping me with my car tires
by Anonymous37737363636362 December 6, 2022
mugGet the helping me with my car tiremug.

Tired hearing

When you are so tired everything becomes much louder
Makaylah thought i was being loud, she must have tired hearing.
by MrNoobzFTW August 23, 2016
mugGet the Tired hearingmug.

Rusty Tire

When you let poop crust on your butthole and girl gives you a rimjob. Causing the debris to fall into her mouth
Hey Ashley, I have not wiped in a couple of days. Would you like to give me a Rusty Tire?
by Mussell applebald March 4, 2024
mugGet the Rusty Tiremug.

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