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Flat tire

A guys ball sack that sags lower than moose tits .
Bob: I was having sex with Jerry and his but sack looks like a flat tire

Greg:what bob your gay
by Lonzo Lavar May 29, 2018
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Reggae Tired

The kinda tired where you just wanna sit and chillax. Ei. smokin a doobie wearin a rasta hat. Could also apply to the kind of tired you feel after smoking. This is more of a chill tired rather than an exhausted tired.

The word reggae can also refer to regular. Thus, reggae tired can apply to the tired you feel on the regular.
I'm honestly kinda reggae tired right now man.
by sscalista June 4, 2018
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The tireds

A case of the tireds when someone is so over tired for a long period of time as if it was an illness.
Nicola:"you sound tired Ian."

Ian: "I've got a bad case of the tireds, more and more people seem to have it in our broken society Nic."

Nicola:"you should start the revolution."

Ian: "I'd have done it already if I didn't have the tireds."
by WordallySmart February 22, 2019
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Big truck tires

1. A common coping mechanism used by small penis havers to make up for their penis size with tire size

2. A common trap placed by redneck men to attract redneck women

3. A way for rednecks with little/no self esteem to boost their confidence
Friend: “Bro you have a small dick.”
Other friend: “No way bro have you seen the big truck tires on my white Ford F-250?”
by Thelongjogger February 25, 2019
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I’m tired

When you stay up all night watching YouTube or FaceTiming someone
Hey bill I stayed up all night watching YouTube I’m tired like I want to sleep maybe I’ll put some sun glasses on so Jim doesn’t notice I’m sleeping
by GoSuckADuck May 16, 2019
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Bald Tire Eagle

Also known as a Gator. It's a piece of a recap tire that has come off an 18 wheeler and is laying by the side of the road but looks like a roadkill bald eagle. If you pick up roadkill birds for their feathers on the interstate, you see it but you can't stop, so you have to go to the next exit, turn around, go to the next exit, turn around again so you can get back to the spot where the Bald Tire Eagle is laying and discover it's a piece of tire, not a Bald Eagle.
We just passed a Bald Tire Eagle. We have to go back right now!
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3 tired

When you’ve been smokin some loud and is now high as fuck.
1.
- Dude, why ur eyes so damn red?
- I’m 3 tired bro
2.
- U also 3 tired, huh?
- Yeah, as f*ck
by Trilogy Euphoria May 29, 2019
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