by mystikspiralx February 19, 2025
Nate: Yo Andy, why's your booty dripping?
Andy: Awe Frick! Max must have spiked through the net again...
Max: Sure did Andy. Sure did.
Andy: Awe Frick! Max must have spiked through the net again...
Max: Sure did Andy. Sure did.
by cuckfart October 13, 2020
Pure chaos. A duck running wild through a house. Madness. The tippy tapping of webbed feet running up and down the hallway while feathers and shit go everywhere.
by Alley cat November 03, 2023
Christina: “You’re 28, and you’re getting married. How does it feel?”
Lisa: “It feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana.”
Lisa: “It feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana.”
by cimiscoolerthanmysocks_ November 29, 2020
by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 04, 2025
Chad: "I thought I met this girl at the club..."
Aron: "What happened?"
Chad: "I startled rustling through the bush and found berries."
Aron: "Did you taste them? "
Aron: "What happened?"
Chad: "I startled rustling through the bush and found berries."
Aron: "Did you taste them? "
by ABeardedAsian March 12, 2019
by jackbasher February 07, 2020