gamer status

Only true gamers have kept their gamer status.

Requirements to have gamer status:

• Be an epic gamer
• Be a virgin
• No girlfreind

If you don't meet all of these requirements from the day you were born to now, you lose your gamer status. Any violation and your revoke your gamer status.

Logan: "Did you guys start dating?"
Chris: "Yup, my gamer status is no longer"

by yeetus42 October 21, 2019

status masturbation

When you get off on liking your own post on social media!

My status masturbation is on point!

by Polemuncher May 14, 2016

Pootis status

Pootis status is a video made out of clips from a video called "Pootis Engage // EXTREME", uploaded by ceno0 on 19th february 2022. The video consists of two heavies from Team Fortress 2, breaking into a military base, both accidentaly run into the soldier (Also from Tf2), and start a fight, which lasts the majority of the video, the clips are taken from this fight scene.

This meme is commonly used instead of the senator armstrong meme.

Person 1: Hey, have you seen pootis engage? It's a really good animation made by ceno0

Person 2: I haven been way too busy to watch it, but i've seen the pootis status meme and it looks great!

by Tom00s November 3, 2022

status chain

When one person changes their status, and then other people either make the exact same status, or change their status because of it.

Bob: Dude, I changed my status to "with my girl", and Ryan totally status chained me

Joe: Oh don't I know it. Pretty soon my whole facebook news feed was full of people apparently "with their girls"

by urherlurr March 4, 2011

Status Bombing

Posting random comments on peoples facebook statuses that contain a minimal of one cuss word.

Friend: "im getting a dog today :)"

You:"Fuck you stpid ginger faggot"

Other Friend:"i love when people are status bombing :D"

by CiscoBr0z May 13, 2011

Gucci Status

When you are doing really good

Man I just bought a brand new Mercedes-Benz, am I on that gucci status

by Escoboomcxz June 13, 2016

Phillip Status

The status you are given once you preform a task worthy of being compared to Phillip. This task normally involves a high amount of stupidity.

Guy 1: Wait, you're telling me that you ran over an old man and then backed up to see if he was ok?
Guy 2: Yup.
Guy 1: Ok, you have Phillip Status now. Don't talk to me.
Guy 2: Fuck, I'm gonna go kill myself.

by POSIDEONZ July 8, 2011