Shrimp Bread

The money a man makes to compensate for his less than average penis size.

"Did you hear? John got that tech job he wanted"
"ppft why would I care? We all know its Shrimp Bread"

by anonymousagnony August 15, 2023

Shrimp Tank

A group of people consisting of all males and one female.

I wanted to hit on Kelly, but it was a real shrimp tank in there so I didn't get the opportunity.

by 2guysandagirl August 18, 2022

doing the shrimp

Doing the shrimp is the act of doing the do with a girl that has an ugly face but a succulent body.

"Why would you have seggs with her, she's so ugly, look at her face"
"I just did 'the shrimp' to her. Face off, body in"

"Alex is doing the shrimp to her, hehehe"

by NuovoAntares May 11, 2023

Irish shrimp

Cheese curls. Poor man’s appetizer. Shrimp shaped.

Pat put out a bowl of Irish Shrimp for his parents first visit to his basement apartment.

by Mxd244 January 23, 2025

shrimp

That guy on twitter.com that only occasionally tweets bangers

P: What's 9+10?
S: shrimp

by PimpyMcShrimpy May 12, 2021

shrimp boyfriend

A shrimp like boyfriend is a man that has a desirable body but an ugly face.

That guy is so hot but he has a butterface

He's a shrimp boyfriend

by CheeseFingerGuy May 28, 2024

Shrimp fried rice

Eating pussy

Paul: I had some shrimp fried rice last night. She got so wet, it was dribbling down my chin.
Eric: Nice! I wanna get some too.

by SheboyganLager January 3, 2021