Chocolate sheet

When your arse is itchy but your having a poo, you use a tissue to scratch, you look at the tissue and its covered in shit thick like Nutella spread

person 1; my arse is itchy...
person 2: Go toilet then itchy it with a tissue

person 1: But ill shit

person 2: chocolate sheets baby!!

by kyleisnotcoolatallstoptellingm June 3, 2022

Kentucky Sheet Metal

Duct Tape.

I’d rather wrap my dick in Kentucky sheet metal than fuck Carel unless Robson is there

by Texas Haz June 4, 2022

clean bed sheets

something you wont have after you have sex

“oh shit man what happened with ur clean bed sheets!?” “i had sex withh ur mom”

by tartagliasjuicyballs March 27, 2022

Sharing Sheets

To have sex

I want to share my sheets with you

I hear they are sharing sheets

by Slice Of Za January 28, 2022

Sheet Yeet

Medical team: A transfer of a patient from one surface to another. IE Bed to gurney, or Gurney to imaging table.

She was transferred to the gurney from nursing home bed via the sheet yeet technique.

by RevShaw56 October 17, 2021

3 Sheets

Drunk as fuck. When ur straight up blacked.

Olga: Why the fuck is there a huge ass dent in the front of your car?

Jacque: I was 3 Sheets last night and I hit a small antelope.

by Fuckthatnoise July 22, 2021

suzy sheet

Suzy sheet isnt just a hobby, its a lifestyle, a reason to breathe, an escape from this cruel world filled w thieves. its art, the first gift u open on christmas, a hug from loved one, its everything u ever wanted, its everything u need.

Suzy sheet is one of the best humans in this cruel world, she is the BESTEST friend you could have ever had.

by ITS ME RIA May 20, 2021