Person #1: Hey look, Ryan Gosling has docky pencils
Person #2: WTF is a docky pencil
Person #1: It's when you put three pencils up your dick hole
Person #1: WTF
Person #2: WTF is a docky pencil
Person #1: It's when you put three pencils up your dick hole
Person #1: WTF
by Schquagadangleschnit April 12, 2016
Did you see pencil breaker she got her hair stuck in her coat zipper after last period is was adorable
by Randomgirl10 February 21, 2016
There are generalized definitions of a pencil pusher being someone with a meaningless job, specific to military service however, a Pencil Pusher is most often times someone who fucked up in such a way they can no longer be trusted to do anything of value. These people usually have some sort of assault charge pending and are holding over for paperwork so they are given some moronic tasking to fill their time and keep up appearances. They are also more comment then not, officers, as the enlisted component would like face chapter up front. These individuals are commonly hated for an array of reasons but usually revolve around the actions that got them there.
specialist: what's LT smith doing in the yard?
corporal: man he finally got caught
specialist: no way I thought it was just a rumor
corporal: might have started there but DNA dont lie
specialist: so he really did it?
corporal: ya he raped that girl in TRADOC
specialist: he's a total pencil pusher
corporal: 100%
corporal: man he finally got caught
specialist: no way I thought it was just a rumor
corporal: might have started there but DNA dont lie
specialist: so he really did it?
corporal: ya he raped that girl in TRADOC
specialist: he's a total pencil pusher
corporal: 100%
by Jimbean69 May 08, 2024
Someone who you can trust with all manners of pencil related business. This could mean anything between writing notes on a paper with a 2B pencil or using the lead from a mechanical pencil to fill various crevices in the human body; including but not limited to: Areas under eyelid, under fingernails, urethra, mouth hole. These maneuvers are only to be attempted by a professionally trained pencil pusher with at least 4 months of experience.
A man: Lovely day we're having, pencil pusher!
Pencil pusher, shoving three sharpened pencils into A man's front hole: Yah, now just hold still, I can't get the angle right if you keep moving.
Pencil pusher, shoving three sharpened pencils into A man's front hole: Yah, now just hold still, I can't get the angle right if you keep moving.
by Pam the Pusher November 03, 2022
An act of sexual mutilation where a woman place a razor blade between her breasts prior to a titty-fucking.
"Are you still looking into getting circumcised?"
"No need. A girl surprised me with a Glaswegian Pencil Sharpener last week!"
"No need. A girl surprised me with a Glaswegian Pencil Sharpener last week!"
by Quinterious December 12, 2020
When somebody makes a valid point that you didn’t think of before you let them know they made a good point by saying “Good point pencil tip!”. Or you can shorten it with GPPT.
Jimmy: Man these noobs keep camping in call of duty
Lane: The map requires stealth, you can’t just run around like a chicken with its head cut off
Jimmy: GOOD POINT PENCIL TIP!
Lane: The map requires stealth, you can’t just run around like a chicken with its head cut off
Jimmy: GOOD POINT PENCIL TIP!
by Lecrae116 August 31, 2020
When you fall asleep having sex and your penis stays inside the vagina for the whole night. The next morning when you wake up with morning wood still in the vagina is called damp pencil.
by Snugglebuggle December 20, 2018