ball joint

A club with about fifty guys all staring at the only female in the whole place.

How was Johnny's Hideaway tonight...lot of talent there? No, it was a total ball joint.

by firstbornunicorn21 April 28, 2025

Joint Top

A term to justify an absurdly lucky team top position in a league even when they are not due to being behind on goal difference and head to head metrics.

Done in order for their fans to justify systematic bias/champion status.

Origin Arsenal/Manchester

Manchester United are Joint Top up the Ole and VARs

Arsenal go Joint Top had Auba scored

by CriticalCudicini January 2, 2021

Butt Jointing

Butt Jointing also known as ‘Spigoting’ when scaffolder engages in the sexual act of joining two Brasses (prostitutes) together arsehole to arsehole using a spigot fitting.

‘Went out strait after work with the boys on the Wandsworth job and got on the Stella and packet last night ended up in a Brass house (Brothel), couldn’t get a hard on so I ended up Butt Jointing two Brasses (prostitutes) together and talked shit to them while watching them stagger about like a human crab slapping my limp meat about’

by ArseWeasel March 4, 2023

420 Blizzat Joint

The true big smoke.

i smoked a mad 420 Blizzat Joint last night

by douk April 24, 2019

Joint custody

When you have legal rights to demand a toke of your buddy's spliff

"Hey, I have joint custody over your Mary Jane!"

"Fuck off bro, god damn!"

by SummonerofFaiths July 5, 2020

cuff the joint

jerk-off

"Man, I didn't cuff the joint all day -- and that night my skeet rocked like nothin!"

by bobbydellwood August 29, 2018

the joint

Old slang term for prision

I got busted and they sent me to the joint

by Lou 7 toes November 3, 2023