Heterosexual cult

A cult of upstanding and morally righteous heterosexuals.

The heterosexual cult was out riding around in the moonlight, undecided if they wanted to quote scriptures, beat, cut, stab, or shoot that flaming faggot in the back (the same one who's rights they pretended to support whenever there was a rally or a protest where they could be seen by many).

by The Original Agahnim November 30, 2021

Cult

Band. Once you join, your life is forever changed, and there is no going back.

Person 1: What's a cult?
Drum Major: Band
Person 1: What?
Drum Major: Let me show you *dramatically opens band room door*
Band: *Standing in a circle around a Flute and a Trumpet cutting a color guard's heart out with a drum stick*
Person 1: *shit their pants*

by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019

Floor cult

Floor is heaven we need to clean it with bleach , we love floor and floor love us
Be like us
Love floor

Avi worship floor
I love floor
Floor Cult is good

by SmallBlue_Boi November 9, 2020

Squip cult

A group of teenagers who worship a nonfictional character, most of them are weird... Ok all of them are werid.

Hey the Squip cult is amazing!

by DesiKitty November 10, 2020

The Cult of Poog

A cult that religiously follows Poog's code, which is basically 'Poog do no harm'. I have no idea where Poog came from, but they are the most wholesome being to ever exist (shut up you'll agree with me). The cult of Poog often protects them at all costs, and basically praises the fact that Poog is the sweetest being to ever walk on this planet. I'm not kidding.

Person 1: Poog do no harm.

Person 2: WTF Allison? You again?

Person 1: Join the Cult of Poog.

Person 2: ...

by Froggity November 23, 2020

simp cult

that one cult from ds (diesel) discord that only had like 2 members.

simpette: aha wanna join my simp cult?
some random guy: sure
simpette: cool
simp: cool

by GamerGal17 November 24, 2020

meme cult

The meme cult, on twitter. Is a groupchat used by friends to send memes and have a great time. Many of then variety time to time. The most well known one is the meme cult owned by @TheRoyaleKawaii.

Hey heard about that meme cult place, it's really fun!

by Forzarnaa December 1, 2020