north dakota twist

a penis that is erectly bent slightly while turning up (north.) This usually occurs when a guy is having intercourse with another person and it's getting a little tiring. this happens twice in each mans life but on the third time the mans' penis disconnects from his body and crawls inside the sex partner. it then twists until it explodes inside him/her.

Bob : dude it was amazing last night
Joe : isn't it always good with jenny
Bob : yeah dude but this time she gave me a north dakota twist!
Joe : Epic! but isn't that your second time?
Bob : Yeah i gotta be careful i dont want it to explode inside her...

by blondiess February 24, 2011

Got Life Twisted

You have the situation messed up.

"You know you was messing with that crazy girl" ........ "Man you (got life twisted).

by Atl Dictionary June 11, 2006

super aids with a twist

its when u have super aids but also with genital herpes and u have to be in one of those commercials for herpes. crabs is good too.

little billy: i have super aids with a twist

camlen: fuck you

by cum on my ear August 22, 2007

Lemon Strawberry Twist

Verb: The act of adding Lemon vodka to hooka with Strawberry Margarita flavored tobacco.

Noun: The mix of Lemon vodka to Strawberry Margarita flavored tobacco.

NOTE: Pop some acid in there for FUN TIMES.

Dude, we just Lemon Strawberry Twisted the shit out of that hooka.

Shit, that Lemon Strawberry Twist LITERALLY made me jizz all over your couch.

by ChazmistaFoShoBro February 22, 2011

Chocolate vanilla twist

Fucking someone in the ass, jizzing in them, then pulling out and sucking out all the liquids.

Cooper: I just gave Mom a chocolate vanilla twist
Josh: You did what?
Cooper: I came in her ass and licked it all up
Josh: No way! I did that last night! *high five*

by ashton fuller July 27, 2010

Twisted Tea (twea)

The fucked up drama

The action of twisted tea (twea) means that you are getting ready to tell someone some fucked up drama that just happened with Becky and Kyle two seconds ago

by hoodratTEA February 22, 2019

twisting your sack

Is a common phrase meant for joking around. Similar expressions are such as "busting your balls" or "yanking your chain".

I'm just "twisting your sack" bro, I didn't put dog shit in your brownies.

by One_Rold April 19, 2014