jumping tree

A word that you would call somebody in anger, sarcasm, or when they just say or do something stupid.

if somebody says something stupid you'd say thats the dumbest thing I heard "Jumping Tree"

by jumping tree October 27, 2007

Tree Huggers

A lame person that can't find a person to do it with so they decide to do it with tree because they can't avoid them.

Did you see that "tree huggers" fucking that tree.

by LLamma buTT March 13, 2009

Lemon Tree

Refers to a relationship between a Western man and his Asian girlfriend. The man will usually display one (if not all) of the following characteristics: White, old (often much older than the girl), fat, bald, often generally unattractive.

In most cases the woman does not speak English fluently and can be seen either wrapped around the man in public, smiling at him emptily, or staring off into space while the man hangs out with his English-speaking friends. She will likely be scantily clad and display hooker-ish tendencies although she may or may not be a prostitute.

Lemon trees are most frequently found in Southeast Asia, particularly Bangkok Thailand.

The phrase originated from the need for an innocuous term to acknowledge this phenomenon without the subjects knowing you are talking about them and/or judging them mercilessly.

(walking past the couple) "Did you see that lemon tree?"

(standing next to the couple) "The lemon trees are in full bloom this time of year."

(in an area with many lemon trees) "I didn't know there were lemon tree groves here."

by Six Demon Bag January 2, 2011

tree lengthener

A prank pulled on rookie constrution workers.

"Hey Johnny! Go to the hardware store and buy some tree lengthener."

by Sal1981 September 25, 2005

The Killing Tree

Side project of Rise Against lead vocalist Tim McIlrath and former Rise Against guitarist Todd Mohney. Their style was more hardcore than rise against, with the lyrics primarily being screamed and darker lyrics. They were active from 2000-2004, and released 2 EPs and one album. Bury Me at Makeout Creek (EP, 2000), The Romance of Helen Trent (full-length album, 2002), and We Sing Sin (EP, 2004).

Guy 1: hey have you heard of The Killing Tree?
Guy 2: you mean the awesome side project of Rise Against?
Guy 1: yeah, they kick ass

by hsrsryrfndsn August 5, 2011

Fish In A Tree

A book made by Lynda Mullaly Hunt. This book is about the main character Ally Nickerson, she gets into a lot of problems, but she is good at keeping them hidden, but while people have their suspicions, it's her new teacher, Mr. Daniels who finally uncovers the full extent of Ally's problem, it's that Ally can't read at all.

Harry enjoys reading Fish In A Tree. He reads it at school.

by DaCobraVideos May 5, 2019

Green trees

Noun. Code word for Marijuana.

Yo, you got some green trees or what, kid??

by AL9000 January 24, 2009