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Gateway touch

A gateway touch is a good way to touch a woman and figure out if you can keep touching and talking sexual with her at work without getting reported, often starts with a subliminal massage.
Hey look at me I'm a d**k. I work in local government. Think I might start with a gateway touch and then ask the women to go swimming, maybe talk about fetishes, maybe I will run my finger up her leg, maybe put my body up against her body, maybe bring a book about vagina and pubic hair to work, maybe call her magic fingers in a meeting, see if it makes her uncomfortable, I did the gateway touch and she didn't report me, maybe I might tell her I can get it up. If she reports me I'll say lots of words like I can't remember, words like maybe and um and Uh. I should be able to get away with it.
by Allegedly... October 18, 2019
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Trump's touch

He can't seem to be successful at any of his businesses. He has the Trump's touch.
by Zariza January 31, 2020
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Bandini touch

The opposite of the Midas touch, where instead of things turning to gold, they turn to shit. Bandini is a fertilizer company in Los Angeles that was famous for its large pile of manure called Bandini Mountain.
Don't let Bill work on your project, his Bandini touch will guarantee that it looks like crap when its done.
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Liar's Touch

Describes an individual who makes up outlandish lies for attention and/or clout. People inflicted with the Liar's Touch may deny all evidence discrediting their lies and will get angry when confronted. Symptoms include; vague statements, sobbing for sympathy during a general conversation, and bringing up their fake problems on a daily basis.

If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with the Liar's Touch, you may be entitled to compensation.
Person 1: "Nick told me his friend moved to New Zealand and died from AIDS!"
Person 2: "No he didn't. Nick has the Liar's Touch."
by Rayae February 9, 2021
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touch @ 4

Referred to by regular players as "God's Game". A community dedicated to turning snitches into Waterdads. Necessitates a cap, a mate and a pond - better than sex.
TOUCH @ 4
by WATERBABY123 March 8, 2019
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curtain touching

When you get super fried, sit on the couch and get super distracted by your curtains and start quenching your inner desire for tactile stimulation by touching them.
"Dude, i spent Friday night curtain touching"
by bwcodes January 13, 2009
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hush touch

When you touch someone enough to get them to shut up about not being loved
You barely even touch me anymore brian! I get hush touch that's it
by Legally Burnett August 21, 2017
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