monkey pounding

1. Obviously, male masturbation
2. Spending way too much time in chat rooms trading insults with people you don't even know.
3. Beating up the local neighborhood geek.

Brian: Watcha doin Friday night?
Kevin: I'm pounding my monkey, what else?
Brian: Well, lets find Dave and do some REAL monkey pounding!
Kevin: Kule!

by PeeBee October 13, 2005

Pound Town

Legendary place in Bristol, VA where bad asses of epic proportions go to pound their Natty Lights and PBRs.

You down to go to pound town?

by Bum Fight Krew January 26, 2009

pound sand

A crude invitation to do something unnatural with sand and the male reproductive organ.

He invited her up to his room for $30, but she told him to pound sand.

by Master of the oblivious May 22, 2005

sound as a pound

Welsh valleys slang, believed to either have originated from, or given rise to, the 'can of lager/alcopop for £1 until 7pm' promotion that Merthyr's former premier nitespot The Zone used to run. Now means much the same as sound and safe in the complimentary 'cool' sense, expressing one's admiration for another individual/thing.

'That guy's sound as a pound, mun'

by The Moai April 19, 2005

Pound Town

FUCKING THE SHIT OUT OF SOME MCDONALDS CHICKEN NUGGETS

I SURE WENT TO POUND TOWN ON THOSE NUGGETS

by desksskkfkjfsdjfgljNJNDjdKLasj February 16, 2017

tre pound

A .380 Semi-auto pistol. Weights roughly 3 pounds.

The most common is the Walther PPK, the gun made famous by 007, James Bond.

A clean tre pound wit no bodies on it usually run around $250 in the hood.

by Chase December 7, 2006

Pound Town

The act of pounding an alcoholic beverage before entering an area that doesn't allow outside food or drink.

Welcome to Pound Town bitches!

I don't think I can handle another day in Pound Town.

Oh shit were in Pound Town.

by Jim Jack Joe Johnson October 6, 2012