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suicide unicorn

The shape of a driver's hand holding a cigarette up to the cracked window to let the smoke out so her passengers don't get cancer. The elbow is perched on the door, the wrist pulled back like a pony's neck, the cigarette pointing skyward. It looks like a pony but when you add the cigarette, it's a unicorn. Suicide because, of course, smoking kills you as dead as Russian roulette.
Jane swears there's no place to smoke anymore except her car. I passed her on the highway this morning and there she was, sportin' the suicide unicorn.
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unicorn dad

The man who's dedicated the rest of his life to making his Unicorn Mom happy and his little unicorn princesses have the best life possible.
After you've just learned what a Unicorn Mom is and tried to look up a title for yourself and found nothing so you created one.... UNICORN DAD!
by tmntdaddy November 11, 2017
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Unicorn Kid

Unicorn Kid is a guy called Olly from Edinburgh who is a 17 year old DJ, he is a rising star in the Techno scene and has a lot of talent.
unicorn kid was amazing at that gig in inverness!
by Insomnia! November 29, 2009
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unicorn tail

1: omg i love ur unicorn tail!

2: ok then
by BoxToTheLeft October 10, 2013
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Asian Unicorn

Did you see that Asian girl with the booty? She’s a real Asian Unicorn
by Redman2286 September 9, 2021
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goth unicorn

A goth unicorn can be described as a goth with an inner freak most of times, but if you get with a goth unicorn they are loyal and sweet but have a freak side as well. Their color preference is black and red butttt once she gets a unicorn bandaid she wears it like a boss. She is caring, very protective and mean but in a loving way to certain friends she is close to and often the mother in the friend group. She's a bad bitch but she is also very sensitive as well, she has anxiety and everything as well idk really. Those who cross may or may not end up in the hospital, just a for warning 😊. She's a short stack of pancakes and the hottest batch you ever gonna see. She's on fire "tHiS gIrL iS oN fIrE."
Person 1: "she's goth but what's with the unicorn bandaid"

Person 2: "she's a short stack of goth unicorns"
by Deadly Tiny Tot June 21, 2022
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The Surprise Unicorn

A sex move in which you’re fucking a girl from behind while you’re licking an ice cream cone. At the moment of climax, you turn the cone upside down and stick it on her forehead while she moans. The move resembles a neighing unicorn.
“Bro, you should’ve seen her face when I hit her with The Surprise Unicorn. It was priceless.”
by AidanTheHill123 July 25, 2023
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