Seal Cat

A big lard of shit,having a throat beard of pubic hair also cheating at life

Hey Corey did you see that Seal Cat take my money?!

by killa1991 January 21, 2008

The Seal of God

Has to be a omni song of the holy spirit, of ones body and soul becoming one in a way, not to be judgemental or be decieved, people in search of an actual good way uniliminal

The Seal of God aint a song that people have made, the war just goes on and on

by MineOwedWu's July 20, 2021

Baby seal treatment

As in clubbing baby seals to death.

Those rioters deserve the baby seal treatment.

by princeofd 666 June 3, 2016

Seal maach

A hopeless romantic with a resting bitch face . She's often the powerhouse of parties and has amazing capacity. Roasts really well.

Look at that aunt flirting with the guys , shes a seal maach!

by Rjyanta March 7, 2020

seal pose

During intercourse when in missionary, having your arms locked pushing down on a surface is called the seal pose. This is because you supposedly resemble a seal while going deeper into her

Her: damn u really in the seal pose right now?
Him: fuck ya im in seal pose it's better
Her: you look funny asf

by anonymous March 30, 2022

silly seal

Someone who you love and don't want their feeling to be hurt by calling them a name because they are very insecure but have no reason to be you call them a silly seal

Oh Emma your such a silly seal I love you

by ees September 1, 2017

greasing the seal

Post ejaculation of solo masturbation, said person takes their cum and rubs it inside and out of their asshole while making seal sounds.

"ARF! ARF! ARF! greasing the seal!"

by jimmy_chicken July 26, 2012