west of texas

Doing the dirty. The She-Bang She-Bang. The Horizontal Mambo. When a Man loves a Woman.
Bob: Last night I went west of Texas with that girl!
James: How? I thought your car broke.
Bob: I got a ride anyway.
by NLMarie February 06, 2008
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Gatesville Texas

Gatesville is a town with crackheads. Not the safest place to be considering the kids are pumped up on steroids and start wildfires for every football game. They also have a lot of spurs.
Sally: do you live in Gatesville Texas
Gatesvillian: I’m going on the news
by Realgirl233 October 14, 2019
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Cameron Texas

Know for there football Cameron Texas people beat the hell out of Rockdale (dopeville) but don’t let this fool you Cameron has a dark side you might get shot so watch out
Cameron Texas only win
by Centexunlimted September 09, 2018
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Columbus, Texas

An excruciatingly boring town on I-10 between Houston and San Antonio where people have nothing to do but self-medicate so much that many develop cirrhosis by the age of 27.
First person: "I need a ride home, I have to work tomorrow."
Second person: "Fuck that, we still have three cases of beer and a liter of vodka."
Third person; "Columbus, Texas always prevails!"
by Anna Mae Bollocks July 17, 2011
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Quinlan Texas

Quinlan where do I begin, the smell is awful it smells like a 24/7 hooker was in the middle of getting gang banged and died and sat in the sun for a few days.
The girls like to keep there legs open 24/7 like a motel 6 . You walk around a store and you can see the crabs crawling on people and all the guys like to act all cool cause they all low key BI.
Quinlan Texas Itchin an, burin Itchin an burin I got STD’s.
by Quinlan Texas sucks September 25, 2019
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Daisetta Texas

Ever seen the movie wrong turn?? or hills have eyes?? where freaky deformed cousin fuckin hillbillies pop outta no where and fuck peoples lives up, Well if you have welcome to Daisetta Texas.. Fregia's freely fuck their cousins, moms, sisters, brothers, dads, grandparents, and other related folk. In Daisetta Texas open racism is a common thing and highly supported. If you aint dippin or smoking than something is your with you, and hey whats wrong with some meth?? right?

Your sadly outta place without your beat ass old chevy truck, your cowboy boots, cowboy hat, Belt buckle from a Bull riding competition you were in when you were 4 and of course your can of skull or chew. oh and if your significant other doesnt have a black eye or missing a tooth from domestic abuse than you are sadly not accepted into there freak ass community. Be very wary of the Sink Hole, the radiation from it will have you fucking your nearest relative in no time flat. If you ever find yourself in a brightly lighted or very dark place and hear "The Call of The Fregia" (A shriek of Kin lust and flesh hunger) do not fight, just turn and run as fast as your ass can move, cause DAISETTA HAS EYES!!!

If i could say 4 things about Daisetta it will be the following:
1: Fregia, Nugent, Ninja Taylor
2: Daisetta has eyes
3: RJ's is the only safe place to eat
4: Niggers are no where to be seen.
Person A: Hey wanna go to Daisetta Texas? Person B: Dude id rather stick my dick in a meat grinder.

Daisetta Texas Resident 1: ay Sally will you blow me?
Daisetta Texas Resident 2: sure brother

Daisetta Texas Resident 1: Hey mama could i play with your titties?

Daisetta Texas Resident 2: son, does a one legged duck swim in a circle?

Daisetta Texas' town motto: Old enough to bleed, Old enough to breed. If there is grass on the field, Play Ball!
by DearUncleBo June 22, 2011
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Texas tea

West texas light crude oil, esp. if discovered by a hillbilly named Jed.
Listen to a story about a man named jed a poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed then one day he was shooting at some food and up from the ground came a bubbling crude. Oil that is. Black gold. Texas tea.
by Jethro July 06, 2004
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