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swift kicks in the nuts

When a girl uses her leg to absolutely pulverize a guys most precious organs multiple times in a row, in rapid succession. Always results in the boy falling to the ground holding on for dear life to his poor broken balls and screaming for mercy.
John was being a dick so Amy gave him some swift kicks in the nuts as hard as she could. He screamed and fell down holding his now broken nuts and tried to salvage whatever he could. Needless to say he stopped complaining and never had any kids.
by AnonymousEgo435 July 22, 2024
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Swift Nation

Swift Nation is a dead youtube channel that hit 30k subscribers and 2.3million video views after clickbaiting people into their video where they surprise Jacksepticeye at an airport.
Man 1: Hey do you watch Swift Nation on youtube?
Man 2: The fuck?
by SocialSkeleton December 12, 2018
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Taylor swift

An ugly female pop “star” who no one likes
by Uraveragenpc August 19, 2024
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Swift

I feel like I'm swift
by Yngfanpage May 7, 2020
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Taylor Swift

A hottie that’s rich
by yourmummiesfavpostion January 8, 2023
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Swift shank

Someone who thinks they’re cool, bu comes off cringey
by Toltalywebster July 21, 2023
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Taylor swift

The most slay celebrity on the planet. Best music ever. Never heard better songs
by bestswiftie May 3, 2023
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